santabation

the act of masturbating masturbation during the time of the Christmas season.

This Christmas I santabated four times.

by Peter Johnson May 27, 2005

santa fe christian

Dumb ass piece off shit school, brainwashes you into becoming gay.

Damn, Santa Fe Christian fucking blows man.

by TheMainHomie October 26, 2018

slanted definer

noun; an individual who frequently and repeatedly posts definitions on Urban Dictionary that are extremely opinionated and are usually intolerably annoying. They rarely give an accurate or informative definition of the word or term, but are usually nevertheless given high votes due to other users sharing their opinion. Slanted definitions usually include poor grammar, exclamation marks, and emoticons.

Scrubs - zomg totally the bes show evrrrrrrr! XD you all should totally wach it cuz is so funnnyyyyyy but also has good messgessss and stuf!

Scrubs - that show sucks balls and people who like it are queeros

Someone who leaves definitions like this is a slanted definer.

by PyrgusMalvae January 18, 2010

Slanted

The phase between tipsy and drunk

Friend: “hey bro r u drunk?”
You: “ no bro I’m just slanted”

by SigmaKui February 17, 2018

santa claus

When you have a lot of weed and you don't want to smoke it in any usual way, you throw lot of weed in your fireplace, while your mate is up, on the roof and he's getting one fucking hot shot right from the chimney.

Pete: Hey, mate where´s Kevin?

Dave (while throwing the weed into fireplace, grinning): He´s on the roof getting santa claused right now.

by funny_frog January 1, 2018

Chocolate Santa

The UPS delivery man. He dresses in brown and brings you gifts.

All the people in my office love it when Chocolate Santa arrives!

by JohnBarleCorne September 27, 2010

Santa Claus

After copulation, a partner makes a mustache and/or beard with semen on the other partner.

After the blow job, he gave her a Santa Claus.

by PeteRepeat October 1, 2006