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Shank

The art of taking a shit whilst having a wank. Great way to save time. Also heightening the pleasure factor, as a big firm dump squeezes past the male g-spot.
I had a monster shit last night. Time was not on my side, so I decided to double up and had myself an awesome shank.

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My flatmate left the bathroom door unlocked last night, I accidentally walked in on him Shanking!
by Bandicles January 12, 2014
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shank

the most baller alcoholic beverage EVER. made by the mix of vodka and the most g drink, sunny, motha fuckin, d. Loved by kids and collage students around the world. ever.
Dam girl, this shank is making you look fabulous
by Dethkock August 5, 2010
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zack shank

a white kid that is always trying to take your hoe. Also always sucking dick in the bathroom
Why you always gotta be Zack Shankin me dude.
by Tbons May 15, 2016
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Shank

When one goes to the toilet for a shit, and also indulges in having a w@nk, it is referred to as a shank.
I'm going for a shank... Give me about 15
by Rumble2017 February 24, 2018
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shankative

the act being a shank. as in you having the ability to kill people by just saying shankative. now if u say this theire entrails will spill out on to the floor
holy shankative my entrails!!
by smexy poop November 8, 2007
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Shank

Quirkiest creature alive, loves to hide in shrubs
If you don’t pronounce Shank’s name wrong, he will growl at you.
by Candi24 June 12, 2024
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Raw shank

Johnny's cell mate was acting up so Johnny had to give him the raw shank to settle his ass down.
by 5757bagodicks July 27, 2017
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