screwface

1) Highly intoxicated. Extremely drunken. See also drunk, mashed

2) A dirty or inappropriate facial expression. See also cut-eye,

1) I can't even remember what I did at the party Friday night, I was so friggin' screwface!

2) Yo, did you catch that dutty screwface MJ gave me when I walked into the room?

by Michelle November 12, 2003

screw-venir

the suvenir you get after a one night stand or quick sex scandle.

cly: So how did it go?
ken: Great, i got a screw-venir aswell!
cly:(laughs)wat'd u get?
ken:(waves a thong & laughs)

by missmac@ya April 2, 2009

Screwed the pooch

A metaphor for significantly fucking up.
Relating to missing the correct hole and fornicating with a belly button.

Man, Douglas really screwed the pooch on that one, like the time he missed and ending up putting it in Lucy's pooch hole (belly button).

by Pooched2433 December 1, 2016

scraw

the ring around your crotch

don't touch my scraw

by *** January 26, 2004

screwage

A charge levied at a restaurant or other similar establishment for bringing your own alcohol. More modern version of corkage, as it is more common for wine bottles to have screw tops as opposed to corks.

The screwage here is a rip-off.

by Dave Smartt May 24, 2008

screwcumber

A useful helical device used to deliver fresh nutrients to fish kept in aquariums. A weight to keep fresh fruit or veg in a feeding position and together longer.

screwcumber

by fish&things March 6, 2009

Screw Driver Hands

The feeling you get after prolonged screw driver use—the blistering soreness in the palm of your hands that makes you want to drown them in an ice bath.

Man, I've got some serious screw driver hands after putting up those mini blinds!

by McSmacksAlot July 25, 2010