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scott shriner 

hXc bassist for weezer. He is flippin' awesome. He deserves a grammy for awesomeness.
He is just so hXc, and he can rock the bass HARD, move over mikey and matt.
scott shriner by webmaster February 28, 2005

scott kurtz

Scott R. Kurtz is an American cartoonist who began his career with his daily strip, Captain Amazing, which appeared for four semesters in the University of North Texas college paper. His first work to appear on the internet was Wedlock and Samwise, which he began in 1998.

His latest and longest running project, PvP online has been appearing daily since May 4th 1998, and has since then reached a daily 150,000 readers, has had a print version published by image comics monthly and has also won the coveted Eisner award for best digital comic.

He also co-writes the comic "Truth, Justin and the American way" with Aaron Williams and is known for stirring up controversy with his rather too-honest rants.
Mike did a Scott Kurtz today on his blog
scott kurtz by JulioC December 9, 2008

scott peterson 

A man being sent to his death for something he may of not even done.
There was reasonable doubt. He shouldn't be sentenced to death.
scott peterson by Idiot Paranoia February 6, 2005

Scott's Law 

A direct correlation between the length of the Biffins Bridge (area between vag and butthole (see also, Derek's Ditch)), and the size of a woman's feet.
My god, she's got size 14 feet. According to Scott's Law, Her biffins bridge must be so long, her asshole will be between her shoulder blades and her fanny just under her tits.
Scott's Law by Ivory tusk April 28, 2013

Scott The Woz

You may be able to convince your teachers to let you use Wikipedia, but if you tried to use Scott The Woz as a primary source your teachers permit bullying.
"Hey Ms. Smitherman! Is it ok if I use this Scott the Woz video on my personal essay about Breath of the Wild?"

"Hey kids! Come look at this faggot! I bet he likes homosexual koala porn!"

Scott Brown Century 

1. Any bicycle ride (or other means of locomotion) of any distance with the intent of getting shit faced (drunk, trashed, wreckedor otherwise intoxicated) at the end.

2. A bicycle ride as means to the ends of getting drunk.

3. (Tradition) A 100 mile bicycle ride with the intent of getting drunk at the end.

(Neologism, 2011)
Hey friend, it's spring break but I lost my license because of that DUI in Wrentham. Let's do a scott brown century tonight after Jersey Shore.