cinnamon surprise

The act of shoving a load of cinnimon up your ass hole and then farting it out. Puff!

My husband was making pancakes so I decided to give him a cinnamon surprise

by Captain sea biscuit August 3, 2017

Cauliflower Surprise

1. When you have an uncircumcised penis and you tuck raw meat in between your foreskin and the head of your penis. Leave it there for a week without showering. White fungus should have formed by this point on the raw rotting meat. Then let your girlfriend go down on your penis and when it's in her mouth yank back your foreskin and yell cauliflower surprise.

I wanted to teach this girl a lesson for cheating so a gave her a cauliflower surprise.

by Vortakai February 7, 2018

Frosted Sunrise

A “frosted sunrise” is when someone is cream pied after oral sex in the morning. Often after just waking up, or having woken up to oral sex being preformed on you.

“There’s no better way to start the day than a frosted sunrise. Nothing wakes me up like hot jiz!”

by BBLIZZ June 20, 2018

Boner Surprise

When you surprise your girl with your boner and expect sex. And is met with partial success that ends with her unsatisfied. Could be worse.

Female: I really wish my boyfriend would seduce me, but all I get is boner surprise.

Male: I wanna have sex tonight. strategy? boner surprise!

Bro 1: bro! I was hanging with this new girl and she totally fell for boner surprise!
Bro 2: HA! Bro that’s so classic!! (High fives)

by Young Skeezy June 6, 2020

Nagafuki Surprise

When someone takes a muddy sticky poo and doesn't flush the toilet... just leaving the poo there to be seen and stuck to the inside of the toilet for all eternity.

"Ah damn, I just went into the bathroom and someone left a Nagafuki Surprise"

by Calgarian Fred November 26, 2020

Pulitzer Surprise

When someone shoves a book in your asshole without warning

I gave Claire the Pulitzer surprise last night and she was not happy.

by Burnsides January 1, 2021

Alabama Sunrise

When you shoot your load over the valley of your sister's tits, and it lands on her face.

Example 1:
Sister: "Are you close? Pa and Ma will be back to the trailer real soon!"

Brother: "Ah get ready, I'm about to give you an Alabama sunrise!"

Example 2:
Friend: "Gary's sister is so hot. have you seen her?"
Friend 2: " Oh yeah. If I was her brother, I'd give her an Alabama sunrise'

by AnalBleeder69 August 9, 2022