spaghetti

a long wiggly neutral coloured thingy thing. it’s apparently edible but deep down we all know it’s alive.

hey bro want some spaghetti?

only if it’s dead bro

by alouiset November 4, 2019

Spaghetti-no

The typical response you use to deal with the typical chef fuck-boy-ar-dee when they come around doing their trashy fuck boy shit.

Listen here you spaghetti-ho, take your fuck boy ass and leave, she told you spaghetti-no…….

by Iamwebster1307 November 22, 2021

spaghetti snow

spaghetti snow just a more swaggtastic way of saying -you already know.

you spaghetti snow ya boy fresh k be baggin them bitches

by fresh k1993 November 29, 2009

Excuse Spaghetti

feeble attempts to explain away SignalGate scandal

Mike Waltz appeared on Laura Ingraham's White Power Hour on Fixed Noise to toss Excuse Spaghetti on the wall to see what stuck. Waltz, dancing as fast as he could, suggested that Atlantic publisher Jeff Goldberg "infiltrated" the Signal chat rather than being added to it—even though receipts show the latter to be the stone-cold truth.

by Uncle Joosie March 27, 2025

spaghetti dog

or spaghetti dogging
choking on food
that one vine where that dog eats spaghetti and then throws it up.

“i ate my food to fast and spaghetti dogged”

by beespiders January 7, 2019

Rectal Spaghetti

When you rip your asshole open and shit comes out covered in blood. The shit is the noodles and the blood is the sauce.

“Yo this nigga just made rectal spaghetti gotta get this nigga to the hospital”

by the Rectum popper January 28, 2019

Spaghetti Ho

Derived from the product "Spaghetti O's"

1) Someone who is mind-numbingly obsessed with eating spaghetti

2) A girl who shows off their cleavage while wearing spaghetti straps

3) Someone who has a spaghetti fetish

1) Oh man, I am such a spaghetti ho! I had spaghetti for breakfast, lunch and dinner for the past week and a half!

2) Look at that spaghetti ho wearing that low cut tank top with spaghetti straps

3) Spaghetti really turns me on. I think I'm a spaghetti ho.

by Seabmoby November 17, 2009