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"Nathaniel waffle stomped a whole ass smegule down the shower drain. Brotha be slingin mad dicc cheese!"
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"Nathaniel waffle stomped a whole ass smegule down the shower drain. Brotha be slingin mad dicc cheese!"
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A piece of cloth, usually in the form of a rag, that is used to wipe away smegma from an uncircumcised penis. Often used to dislodge smegma before spontaneous sexual intercourse. The original purpose of a suit’s pocket square was to serve as a SmegRag for affluent men.
Seth: “Oh no, I have smegma and that girl wants spontaneous sex!”
Rob: “Don’t worry Seth, you can borrow my SmegRag.”
Seth: “What’s a SmegRag?”
Rob: “A SmegRag is an essential tool for any gentleman prone to smegma. Wipe your smegma away and blow her mind!”
Rob: “Don’t worry Seth, you can borrow my SmegRag.”
Seth: “What’s a SmegRag?”
Rob: “A SmegRag is an essential tool for any gentleman prone to smegma. Wipe your smegma away and blow her mind!”
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“They call me… the Smegalodon!”
by bruhlol1224 December 17, 2025
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Def 2: The slime that oozes out ur ass when you wake up from a wasted night on the bathroom floor, condom beside you and you have no idea where your at or how you got there. Oh and your a dude.
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Def 3: The green goo in the corner of your eye qgen you wake up...
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Def 2: The slime that oozes out ur ass when you wake up from a wasted night on the bathroom floor, condom beside you and you have no idea where your at or how you got there. Oh and your a dude.
Or
Def 3: The green goo in the corner of your eye qgen you wake up...
Thanks
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