rule 311

when you hear a 311 song and have to sing it out loud and dance while toking a bong!

ah shit its rule 311 love this song hand me the bong!

by yortrobatj February 16, 2014

Girlfriend rule

What ever your girl friend says is law. She has veto power.

Boyfriend: “Hand me the AUX cord. We are going to listen to my music.”
Girlfriend: “Nope I call the girlfriend rule. We are listening to my music.”

by Candace2332 July 9, 2018

sheet rule

instead of one man having to sleep on the floor when sharing a hotel room, one may be under the sheet while the other is on top of it. this way the two will never touch.

during spring break we couldnt decide who would get the bed, so we used the sheet rule

by will38373830 March 28, 2007

Rule 11

Don’t be a bitch

Guy1: let’s go cliff jumping dude

Guy2: idk man that sounds scary

Guy2: rule 11, dude

by @UrDadsHouse April 12, 2022

Rule 34e

States that if porn is made of an existing entertainment franchise, show, or series, it is considered official to the mentioned series, because someone who is associated with the creation said franchise, show, or series made porn art of it.

Guy 1: Hey dude, did you know about rule 34 of Ed, Edd, and Eddy?

Guy 2: Yeah why? Its not like it actually happened.

Guy 1: No it happened, because on of the creators actually made porn of it. So it did technically happen, it just revealed in the show.

Guy 2: WTF!?

Guy 1: Rule 34e dude.

by SirDaveDinkles August 18, 2013

The Matt Rule

That there is an 80% chance that the more attractive you find a girl the more likely that girl is a bitch

The Matt Rule totally happened to me again! Proper liked this girl and she ended up ditching me on a date and was just a downright bitch, when will I ever find love

by DarkObsession September 19, 2017

Rule-T

Timing is Everything.

What a lame party!..Buncha losers..
"Rule-T,Yo.Shoulda come last night when the Bikini-Team was here".

by Waboa February 5, 2009