Still drunk person : I was so drunk last night I did a "Ross's Dad"
Sober person : shit really how did you get rid of it?
Still drunk person : I smashed it with a whisk obviously!
Sober person : shit really how did you get rid of it?
Still drunk person : I smashed it with a whisk obviously!
by Spiky dildo June 15, 2022
Get the Ross's Dadmug. A guy who typically stands in clubs who is unable to talk to females. This type of guy is often given advice on how to pull by women but rarely gets the chance to pull one himself.
Usually seen around the bar or lurking in the middle of the dancefloor, jealous of everyone guy around him who is getting knee deep in vagina. This type of guy typically loves porn and usually has blisters on his hands from excessive masterbating.
Usually seen around the bar or lurking in the middle of the dancefloor, jealous of everyone guy around him who is getting knee deep in vagina. This type of guy typically loves porn and usually has blisters on his hands from excessive masterbating.
by Mtj December 23, 2012
Get the Ross Daviesmug. by poopooross June 26, 2021
Get the Rossmug. these two people were just made for eachother even when they are not all they want to do is spend time together and be with eachother they love eachother so much!
ross: i met this girl last night called rachael i love her
matthew: wow she must be amazing if you love her
ross and rachael*
matthew: wow she must be amazing if you love her
ross and rachael*
by jeraldine scott May 11, 2019
Get the ross and rachaelmug. by Ross da boss October 30, 2019
Get the Ross da bossmug. The type of guy to like sheep blow up dolls, and watch action figures shag; particularly Dustin and Joyce from Stranger Things.
"Tonight me and Ross are going to play action figures!"
... "Bascially that means get into a giant argument about whether Dustin Henderson has a huge dong."
... "Bascially that means get into a giant argument about whether Dustin Henderson has a huge dong."
by Weasel84 November 13, 2022
Get the Rossmug. HE SAID, " YOUR HOUSE IS MY HOUSE AND BY THE WAY THAT VAN OF BANDJIS ARE WAITING TO TAKE YOU OUT TO A DATE!
i SAID, " WHAT!? YOU 2 ARE SUCH A ROSS.
HE AND SHE SMILED HYSTERICLALY AND LAUGHED , " HAHA YOU JUST GOT PCH FOR 5O YEARS! HAHA "
I SAID YOU 2 ARE TRACEE.
THEY SAID WHAT?
i SAID YOU KNOW YOU 2 ARE TRACEE, ANTHONY, ANDRE, ERIC, DIAEGO, JOY. IT IS LIKE SAYING YOUR KAREN. YOU 2 ARE ROSS, PATTERN, ERIC, ANDERSON, JOHNSON, TAYLOR .
HE SAID,"HAHA YEAH WELL YOU JUST GOT : GENRAL HOSPITAL, SATERDAY NITEY LIVED, REALITIED SHOWN NOT WORK BUT YOU JOHNSON & JOHNSO N S DONT PLAY , ASHLEE FERNITNURTURE, CIRROCOCED, PCHed housed, USAaAA , CHASEd, US BANKED NANKED, WE GOT PAID TO CHATTLE YOU TO BE LIONNES GATED AND DONT YOU FOR GET IT? HAHAH THEY LAUGHED HE CONTINUED I MADE $150 MILLION A DRIP OFF YOU ! AND NOW WE MAKE $150 MILLON MORE OFF THAT COLORFUL VAN HOOK UP OF WOMENS LIONESESS AND IF WE CAN FAKE OUT THAT YOU TEH CRIMINAL HAHAHA THEY LAUGH. WE CHATTLE YOU TOO FEMALES ! HE AND SHE SAID HAHA YES.SHE SAID COME ON HUGGIES MAMA GOT A BOUNTY OF PAER TOWELS FOR YO DRIP BABY HUGGIES.
i SAID, " WHAT!? YOU 2 ARE SUCH A ROSS.
HE AND SHE SMILED HYSTERICLALY AND LAUGHED , " HAHA YOU JUST GOT PCH FOR 5O YEARS! HAHA "
I SAID YOU 2 ARE TRACEE.
THEY SAID WHAT?
i SAID YOU KNOW YOU 2 ARE TRACEE, ANTHONY, ANDRE, ERIC, DIAEGO, JOY. IT IS LIKE SAYING YOUR KAREN. YOU 2 ARE ROSS, PATTERN, ERIC, ANDERSON, JOHNSON, TAYLOR .
HE SAID,"HAHA YEAH WELL YOU JUST GOT : GENRAL HOSPITAL, SATERDAY NITEY LIVED, REALITIED SHOWN NOT WORK BUT YOU JOHNSON & JOHNSO N S DONT PLAY , ASHLEE FERNITNURTURE, CIRROCOCED, PCHed housed, USAaAA , CHASEd, US BANKED NANKED, WE GOT PAID TO CHATTLE YOU TO BE LIONNES GATED AND DONT YOU FOR GET IT? HAHAH THEY LAUGHED HE CONTINUED I MADE $150 MILLION A DRIP OFF YOU ! AND NOW WE MAKE $150 MILLON MORE OFF THAT COLORFUL VAN HOOK UP OF WOMENS LIONESESS AND IF WE CAN FAKE OUT THAT YOU TEH CRIMINAL HAHAHA THEY LAUGH. WE CHATTLE YOU TOO FEMALES ! HE AND SHE SAID HAHA YES.SHE SAID COME ON HUGGIES MAMA GOT A BOUNTY OF PAER TOWELS FOR YO DRIP BABY HUGGIES.
TAKE YOUR PICK I SAID IT MEANS ANY ONE WHO DOES 1 OR MORE OF THE FOLLOWING FAKE LAUGH, CHEATS WAY TO TOP, HAS SEX WITH MANAGER, BOSS SUPERVSIOR, SATANIST, ILLUMINATI, THEIVES, LIAR, CON, CRIMINAL, EMBELLZILER, STALKER, SOCIOPATH, PSYCHOPATH, BETRAYERS, MADAM, PIMP, COMPUTER INTRUDERS, SMILE IN FACE TRULY BELIVE AND TRY TAKE YOUR PLACE BUT CANT, COVETOUSM JEALOUS, SEX YOUR SPOUSE DATE FIANCE, TRUE BACK STABBERS, SHOOTERS, PAY EXCONS TO FOLLLWO HOTS ON YOU YOUR STUUF, BAD BEHAAVIOR WHILE SMILIANG LAUAGHING, USE OTHER POPLE BAD NEWS FOR THEIR OWN GAIN, INAPPROPRIATE SMILES,& LAUGHTER, FRIENDENEMY, DANGEROUS, PEOPLE PERSONS, GANG BANGER, CHEDDAR, RICH, WIG MASK WEARERS USING LOTS NAMES, CHEATERS, FRAUD, EMEBELLZERS, WILL PUT HIT OUT ON YOU, MIGHT KILL OR KILLED, CRIME, IT IS LIKE SAYING A KAREN BUT OPPOSITE OF A KAREN BUT THE POERSON OR PERSON OR COUPLE OR A GROUP THAT PRETENDS T BE DOT YOUR I CROSS YOUR T KAREN BUT IT IS A NAME FORM ABOVE.
by Angel Peaches June 30, 2022
Get the ROSSmug.