the mayonnaise on two quarter pounders

a nice piece of ass you cant stop cumming with night after night

yo fellaz, remember the bitch from last night, I pulled the mayonnaise on those two quarter pounders

by Fat Choke May 22, 2003

Barbie-Doll Quartet

Much like a "Barber Shop" Quartet, but instead of four men, it is four women.

Jennifer, Samantha, Sasha, and Dani are all singing in a Barbie-Doll quartet at the Talent Show.

by Petey Jones September 8, 2007

69'n three quarters

An oral sex position where a man is on all fours, orally exciting his woman, she's on her back, pulls his penis to his rear (through his legs) and fellated from behind him, while she is "Pingering" him.

They were doing 69'n three quarters... "She was Backblowing him, while massaging his prostate, as he performed cunninglus on her."

by AlyasSmyth March 16, 2010

Deuce an-a Quarter

A large girl, that is still attractive after 2 or so beers

YO Did you see that chick over there, she's a deuce an-a quarter!!
-Yeah but I'd hit!!

by Teddy Ted June 23, 2006

Quarterback Sneak

Sexual position in which a male hides a dildo in the covers approximately the same size as his penis. After foreplay and some missionary sex, the male convinces his female partner to indulge in doggy style sex. At the speed of light, he quickly pulls his dick out of her pussy and replaces it with the dildo. Without her knowing, he surprises his partner with a full contact anal thrust.

"She didn't know what was cumming until I used the quarterback sneak on her ass."

by Justice Served October 16, 2008

quertyfuck

the spamming of a computer whilst the user is away from there desk. the word "quertfuck" is tiped several times and left on the computer screen awaiting the return of its user.

"john has left the room again! we need to quertyfuck him good!"

"he didnt even notice we quertfucked him untill he handed in his essay."

by secrecy is everything February 16, 2009

quarter brick

7 grams of marijuana.

half a brick, quarter brick, ayyy. (:

by eical April 4, 2009