purchasification

The act of purchasing something stupid

I did some purchasification last week when I bought those 9th edition dictionarys

by Fluffy0069 March 17, 2017

Porcelain Therapy

relieving yourself via the toilet after eating too much thus making yourself feel better; most commonly done after eating at a buffet or other all you can eat type situation. i.e. taking a dump

-hey man, i don't feel so good. i think i ate too much at the buffet
-yeah me too, let's go get some porcelain therapy.
-what is that? where can we get it?
-go to take a dump in the bathroom
-oh! i love porcelain therapy!

by eljameso123 August 15, 2017

Purebait

Term for clickbait, whether an article or video, that only tries to get you to click it for ad revenue. There's no content past the title, or the content is completely fictional. Purebaits are usually scams that either want you to click a sketchy link or be confused about what you're watching long enough to count as a view.

I tried to watch this new movie on youtube, but the video was a purebait. it was one hour and 48 minutes of the same image.

by Manndude1 October 5, 2017

Porcelain Baptism

When you're a well hung man and you lean forward sitting on the toilet and the tip of your penis hits the water giving you a cold wet surprise

ah Crap! I just gave myself a porcelain baptism again.

by Lothar January 13, 2018

Percentist

Having a bias against someone because of the percentage (generally low) of a particular race they are.

Chris told me that I cannot use the dark brown thumbs up emoji because I am only 2% African, he's such a percentist.

by 2% in the right places November 30, 2018

Porcelain watermelon with a chicken on top

An broadcast of the Woody and Wilcox show where Woody and Willcox are both bombing and Chelsea has to step in to save the show.

Today's broadcast was a porcelain watermelon with a chicken on top.

by JohnWasser February 21, 2019

porcelain elephant

Circle jerk on a fat chick

Eww bro, did you just kiss that porcelain elephant?

by The collector April 29, 2019