Pulling a captain

Pulling a captain means flirting with a girl when you already know she has a boyfriend.

Alex: Did you see Ahmed yesterday?
Jan: Yes I did. He was pulling a captain on Dalila.

by MrVVendetta March 3, 2016

Pulling a Paul

Jerking off using your own tears as lubricant

"Did you hear about Rich? He's been so lonely that hes been pulling a Paul every night"

by pauljerker August 26, 2016

pulling a jennae

The act of knowingly missing school or a class when you know you have a test that day.

Did you hear about Ricky? I heard he got caught pulling a Jennae instead of taking the physics test!

by paperplate123 July 22, 2016

pulling a justice

Pulling a Justice - when you say your going to the bathroom to take a shit but you are really beating your meat.

Q: Where did Brent go?
A: He'sbeen in the bathroom for 30 minutes, he's pulling a justice.

by TeamFunkyTown May 20, 2016

Pulling a timmy

Sleeping with a married woman with or without permission.

Bro, totally pulling a Timmy tonight.

by Turboedtegy July 1, 2016

Pulling a Hamilton

When you expose yourself for some stupid shit you did a long time ago for a pointless reason.

Jeff was pulling a Hamilton last night when he exposed himself for cheating on his wife, so she wouldn't think he was out getting drunk.

by Gonnakms November 2, 2016

Pulling an emi

When you get confused to the max.

I forgot something obvious and my friend was like, "You're pulling an emi."

by Blazinspark2121 January 29, 2017