face paint

Ejaculate on someones face.

I pulled it out and I gave her a good coat of face paint!

by scottyboyswa November 17, 2006

Painting the Fence

The act of a guy rubbing his scholong up and down the outer vagina making the female "wet". Hence, like using paintbrush motions. UP&DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I painted that bitches fence until she screamed for me to put it in her snatch!

by M&R November 27, 2004

green paint

weed

do you need some green paint

by lildevil1069 June 16, 2009

Spanish paint job

The act of one defecating rapidly into a toilet so as to create a splattering effect. A common result of irritable bowel syndrome.

After an eight hour car ride, I had to poop so bad that I Spanish paint jobbed that rest stop toilet!

by Mcbuggins June 14, 2011

paintball sniper

someone who uses the field's cover to shoot enemies from a hidden or advantageous spot

the sniper stayed low and took shots when he was sure of them.

by mike vais November 26, 2003

paint the ceiling

Whack off. Most commonly in a lazy boy armchair.

I think im gonna stay in tonight, pop in a porn and just paint the ceiling

by Col. John C. Hosebag July 18, 2006

paintball

does not shoot 550fps it shoots 300fps you fucking moron

paintball is the best sport invented

by Bob March 21, 2004