potato dog 

The cutest thing one can imagine

You are such a potato dog 😍

potato dog by Doggoo February 21, 2017

potato bob 

Similar to something of potato quality. Can be used as a verb or noun. As a verb it means to fuck up or do something badly. As a noun it refers to a person of less than desirable quality.

Yo check out potato Bob's shoes.

Man, the Warriors potato Bob'd a 3-1 lead.

I messed that up, call em potato Bob.

potato bob by Zebra the Moose April 19, 2017

potato brain 

When someone has the mental capacity of a potato or the same habits of a raw potato.

Human 1: Hey potato brain get up!

Human 2: ..... *silence* .....
That's one potato brain!

potato brain by Mr.Potato Head April 23, 2017

potato couch 

Refer to couch potato

A person who sits on the couch and does nothing such as watch tv

Evelyn is such a potato couch

potato couch by Iistheman May 9, 2017

potato blood 

Potato blood is what you have in your veins when you have spend your whole life on the field and farming potato

"I have potato blood in my veins" "everyday is potato " " potato is life"

potato blood by xXDragonZlayerXx May 23, 2017

potato turd slime

Secretions that derive from a rotten potato. Often thick in viscosity, these liquids resemble human diarrhea both visually and scent.

"Susan, I just found some potato turd slime from the potatoes you bought for last Thanksgiving and it stinks!"

potato turd slime by Neo2224 June 18, 2017

potatonet 

When one's internet speed is reduced to that of dial-up.

"I went over my internet limit for this month, now I have Potatonet."

potatonet by A TF2 player October 22, 2017