poconut

term for anyone who, on purpose, chooses to live in the Poconos, and over time experiences a "pocono mind dump", thereby losing all mental function and common sense.

Watchout for route 209 on a sunday, it is crawlin with Poconuts.

by amy April 4, 2003

poon wagon

Can be used to describe an automobile that either:

a.) Gets you tons of poon.
OR
b.) A ride that is so beat up that it is a joke.

a.) That kid gets so much poon cause of his poon wagon.

b.) My poon wagon is in the shop again. I hope my mommy or daddy can give me a ride to the mall.

by Col. Pooner T. Corntooth February 21, 2005

poon wacker

1.A male who who hurts the girl in a way that it leaves some sort of visisble mark thus branding her as his girl.(adj.)

2.The act of slapping a females crotch after sex.(verb)

3.Someone who always fucks the girl hard no matter what.(adj.)

-dude after i was done i came in her eye and now its all red and stuff.
-why do u always hurt your girl friends man?
-what can i say I'm a poon wacker

by FoBo January 29, 2006

poon spoon

spoon shaped tongue used expressly for the sole puropose of poon consumption

Frankie curled his tounge in preparation for his snacking adventures with his poon spoon.

by aankie April 22, 2007

poon magnet

1. An object or creature thats helps the owner to get laid

2. A giant magnet that attracts vaginas

He used the poon magnet (dolphin), to get laid.

The poon magnet immediately dropped her pants.

Men bring poon magnets to help them score chicks.

Dolphins are bigger poon magnets then cars.

by prokevinmusic February 20, 2008

Polonesian Pancake

You take a girl and stick an egg up her vagina. You then have sex with her untill the egg breaks. have her orgasm the egg out into a pan. Then fry it and eat it.

Hey what did you have for breakfast? A large serving of polonesian pancake.

by Kisha Krusader June 18, 2009

Poon Poon Hunter

Someone focused on getting vagina at all cost, no holds bar, with the intention of "getting it in".

Poon poon is vagina.

In short, a poon poon hunter is one that hunts vagina.

A true poon poon hunter will do whatever it takes to get the poon poon.

Guy 1: Hey man, I think there are some skeezers that we can try to get it in with tonight.
Guy 2: Sounds good man. You are a true poon poon hunter. I am glad you are my friend.
Guy 1: Love them skeezers!
Guy 2: Poon poon hunting for life!

by Poonster123 July 13, 2011