porch manqué

A racist homophobic blogger who possesses a room temperature IQ and an ego the size of Texas.

The other McCain sure is a impotent porch manqué,

by Snidley Whiplash June 30, 2010

Porch Monkey

An extension of a Space Monkey; so extremely spaced out that they don't even move or do anything.

I don't think that kid has moved all day. He's a total porch monkey.

by Rob Bob May 22, 2008

Porch monkey

A deregatory term used to describe Carion in the game guildwars, meaning worthless.

Shut up porch monkey

by Warrior Nation December 14, 2008

porch monkey

A lazy oil changing sign guy. Looks black but talks white

Shef doesn't do shit on his day off and sleeps with dirty white women. He loves Gixxer Mike. Shef be a porch monkey

by WD40 January 2, 2008

Porchmen

The people who have nothing better to do than to sit on their porch and watch the cars drive by. Their always poor as shit and usually black.

When Pat, Amber, Jared and I drove down Pleseant Street, we saw a shit load of porchmen, and most of them were blacksmen.

by Aaron Sager August 24, 2008

Poph

Weird ass sound effect

Stacey: *falls on face*
Random kid: * laughing hysterically* poph Classic Stacey!!

by Canyounot223 September 25, 2017

Porch Monkey

A nigger

Get off my lawn you porch monkey before i hang your ass.

by bowenrbrooks May 7, 2018