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Plastic hair

When someone's hair uses stupid amounts of gel, too much for anyone's liking, it makes his hair either look like plastic or the spikes of a sea urchin, often making his hair look and feel like hard plastic, this makes him look stupid asf
"Ron thinks he was rocking out a good hairstyle using gel, turns out he only got plastic hair now"
by Borzoilover February 5, 2024
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Plastic Patriot

A person with an unhealthy level of celebration and deference to the Uniformed services until a member of the Service contradicts any element of their previously held world view. Then the Service member is viewed as uncommitted, un-American, and not a “real” serviceman because real servicemen and women adhere to a strict world view presented to the Plastic Patriot by draft dodging actors and opportunistic politicians.
I told my uncle that the Senator talking on Fox News about going to war with China is missing a lot of non-military solutions and that plastic patriot told me I was being a snow flake that’s making the army he never served in weak and all real soldiers want to fight the Chinese
by The duder dude February 10, 2024
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Plastic

Somethin that related to a stick bomb
"hey calm down, i'll handle the plastic in the bunker."
by Shannon92 February 23, 2024
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Plastic chair

There are several different plastic chairs in the world however there is one specific chair belonging to a man named Vergil from legend. Should one sit upon the chair motivation shall course through their body and their portal opening days shall start with the blessed power of the Yamato
A dude: Eh I’ll go to the gym tomorrow

Plastic chair: Stares intimately

A dude : Fuck it ima sit
by anonymous February 29, 2024
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Plastic

Plastic came from space therefore it is space jizz
The other day when your girl was messing around that plastic dildo and she got pregnant and the baby came out brown must be the space jizz
by That’s creative March 10, 2024
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plastic laid

(Noun) The act of having sex with a plastic object.
Yo I got plastic laid last night… it was amazing.
by Fun12388 March 18, 2024
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Plastic Fantastic

Like the term "Wonder 9" but in reference to polymer framed, striker fired pistols.
I prefer a steel framed handgun with a nice trigger like the 1911. Not those plastic fantastics like the Glock and M&P.
by lmao4124 June 15, 2024
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