thousand percent

It means that s#!t dun, forreal, thousand percent god. Boo-yaa, poppin keep it rill!
Its straight murder, homicide, 187, the BBOOMMBB.
Forreal, thousand percent dun.

That new shit was on hit for 2011!
Oh shit for real?
Thousand percent!

by ratbatspider September 2, 2010

10 percent rule

Immediately Spending 10% of money acquired from prize winnings, pay checks, sales, etc... towards celebrating in order to attain good luck.

I just got my tax refund for $2,456, According to the 10 percent rule I have to go blow $245.60 on getting wasted and motorboating some bitches. Cause bitches get brunched.

by L-LEEZY September 27, 2012

missing your pencil

Missing your pencil is to be bitchy and pissy for no good reason.
Comes from the joke : You know a woman is having a bad day when her tampon is behind her ear and she's missing her pencil
May be used for both male and female

Sara: GOSH! EVERYBODY SHUT UP!
Marissa: whats your problem? missing your pencil?

Damn, Mr. A was seriously missing his pencil in class today. He gave me detention for accidentally dropping my notebook.

by Kenzzz July 25, 2008

pushing pencil

the act of male masturbation by moving the hands up and down in order to eject the "lead". hence, pushing pencil.

cm: well that's why i like guys, we get bored we go on the net and watch a video, then start pushing pencil.

og: wait!? what!

cm: you know so the good lead "cums" out..

og: urrghh!!! men!! seriousllly!!?? wtf!!

cm: yeahhhh!!!!

by emontecratos January 4, 2011

five-percenter

A person comprised of 5% Sloth DNA to complement their 95% Human counterpart. You are left with people perfect for the job of toll collector and security guard, to name a few

Dear God, Horatio! I do believe that is an extraterrestrial space craft!
Sorry, Sir, I'm a five percenter. The toll is 50 cents

by KirbyAtor November 22, 2003

pencil fucker

benji from good charollete... because his pussy is so small and tight that he fucks pencils

benji fucks pencils all time

by Anonymous July 21, 2003

sharpened pencil

circumcised penis

when i was young, I had my pencil sharpened.

by cmoorepuss April 20, 2004