where's the patch

What you should be asked when you complain that your favorite software is missing a feature or has a bug.

You: Why doesn't this program make me a sandwich instead of just sorting lines of text?

Software author: I'd be happy to merge those changes for you. Where's the patch?

by Spirit Bear January 17, 2012

soft patch

What you need to land on -- especially when falling from a great height.

Friend: Listen, friend, I can't pull you up. You need to let go... swing your body and aim for the soft patch.

You: OMG. OMG. OMG.

Friend: The soft patch is right to the left of those jagged boulders and just to the right of that rusty metal fence. Aim for that soft patch.

You: *cries*

by babysparks August 06, 2011

story patch

When your story has a hole in it you give it a story patch

Eric cleverly used a story patch when Emily accused him of lying

by The definer 2000 March 12, 2017

smoosh patch

The underlying hair beneath an otherwise shaved vagina; used to soften the blow of balls slapping and soaking up sex sweat.

Without that girl's smoosh patch, my balls would be hurtin'

by ZeroCool73 April 02, 2016

Patch of turbulence

Tinder dating dating app

I was swiping right one after another on tinder and then came across a patch of turbulence when the next 8 were ugly as hell itself.

by DaRealDuby October 31, 2018

Bitch Patch

A tattoo foolishly gotten which now bears the name of your ex-wife/girlfriend

Person A: Hey dude, nice bitch patch, haha

Person B: STFU

by Romeo9794 April 14, 2010

pea patch

Woman's pubic hair that is kept well groomed.

I don't like a bush that is out of control, but there ain't nothing wrong with a pea patch.

by Beelzebubba May 17, 2015