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Old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch

When your homie starts lagginbehind and starts being lazy as fuck
God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’
by Don’tbelievethehype August 1, 2020
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Sasquatch Patch

Conner's sasquatch patch is peeking out from under his jorts.
by hottestbitchtowalktheearth9 March 10, 2012
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Hole Patch

When having ganbang sex with only 1 woman and all her holes are being “patched” (anal, vagina & mouth) with dicks.
Yesterday I was watching a Riley Reid Hole patch and she couldn’t breath and shit.
by Adam and Steve July 3, 2019
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booby-patch

it's a bra fr
Rachel: wth is that floating in the water
Alex: lmfao that's someones booby-patch
Tryone: niceee 😏
by jussomeweeb September 20, 2020
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Troll patch

The little patch of hair on ones big toe
A girl often has hairless legs and feet, except for her troll patch
by Johny2424 December 4, 2011
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Slap-Patch

A patch of white/grey in a person's Afro.
I dare you to give that guys's slap-patch a slap!
by ChubbyTweak94 September 14, 2017
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pea patch

Woman's pubic hair that is kept well groomed.
I don't like a bush that is out of control, but there ain't nothing wrong with a pea patch.
by Beelzebubba May 18, 2015
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