patches

a type of rodent that is often not potty trained. these animals tend to have an increased interest in feet.

put socks on before patches shows up again…

by Sc0opy February 01, 2022

Patch

A kid, technically between 7 and 12

That patch over there is so obnoxious.

by Annon1o1 June 03, 2019

Patch

Patch is another word for Beautiful, wonderful, awesome! and sweet! And an amazing person

Such as "Patch has a Nice rack!" and "BRO PATCH IS SO FUCKING CUTE" I love you Patch ^^

by Solar_Power November 26, 2021

grass patch bad

When something goes so bad, it's as bad as passing out in a patch of grass behind an apartment building next to a bar.

Dude, I was so drunk last night, it was grass patch bad.

by Jose Agua July 28, 2010

Guatemalan eye patch

When you're getting head and smash one ball into her eye.

I gave Angela a Guatemalan eye patch for her birthday.

by Sangeo951 August 21, 2016

Voracity Patch

An avant-garde rock band from Finland, responsible for some of the greatest songs of the 1980s.

I went to the Voracity Patch concert on Wednesday night; Olaavi threw a ceramic pig at me.

by Magzz June 02, 2004

Wet patch survivor

A child fathered by a wanker

My kids are all wet patch survivors

by Gmadilemma August 13, 2022