When you feel a breeze in your shorts and realize your sassage fell between the slit in your boxers.
In class...
Jason: Dude, why are you touchin yourself?
Mark: I've got a mean case of the sassage pants!
Jason: Haha good luck
Jason: Dude, why are you touchin yourself?
Mark: I've got a mean case of the sassage pants!
Jason: Haha good luck
by Beautyblood August 23, 2010
Get the Sassage Pants mug.Phrase used at the point during a meal when one must undo the first button of one's pants to continue eating in comfort. It is used as a warning (see below).
Halfway through the third course of thanksgiving dinner Hollis shouted "dinner pants" and popped open her fly.
by hnyinny May 17, 2010
Get the dinner pants mug.(noun) 1. skinny jeans when wore by men. 2. pants so overly tappered and tight, they look like they were borrowed from your sister.
1. John completed his Emo look by wearing a pair of sister's pants. 2. "Man, look at that kid over there," exclaimed Derick as he pointed out a 20-something year old man wearing a pair of sausage-tight jeans, "how can those sister's pants be comfortable!"
by burkeysway June 3, 2010
Get the sister's pants mug.1. (noun) term used to describe the practice of hiking pants up beyond acceptable limits.
2. (adjective) food industry vernacular; a term used to describe a person in the food industry.
2. (adjective) food industry vernacular; a term used to describe a person in the food industry.
by Steve KAZ April 3, 2007
Get the high pants mug.Pants that ride high up the anus during a sporting event such as the high jump. commonly seen during sports days worn by the kid whose mum still buys him y fronts for 7 year olds
Example A
'harry granger has conch pants today!'
Example B
Person A 'Ha look at Ismail'
Person B 'Yeah he has conch pants'
'harry granger has conch pants today!'
Example B
Person A 'Ha look at Ismail'
Person B 'Yeah he has conch pants'
by Jason Stanel February 11, 2008
Get the conch pants mug.Male or female who has a large amount of hair by there private parts. So much so that tarzan can sometimes be seen swinging deep in it
by J.SCHALLY January 11, 2008
Get the jungle pants mug.After a long cold winter, the first day it's a little warm, like 10 degrees above freezing, this is the jackass who's walking around in shorts.
"Spring is finally here: the snow is melting, I saw a robin in the backyard."
"Yup, and I saw a pant-a-loonie rollerblading on the boardwalk."
"Yup, and I saw a pant-a-loonie rollerblading on the boardwalk."
by wear-long-pants-dumbass March 28, 2009
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