Salmon Pants

An obnoxious country club white guy from the south. You will find him typically wearing a Vineyard Vines polo with SALMON colored pants - his date or girlfriend will be wearing a Lilly Pulitzer dress. He will have long'ish sun bleached hair (from all the days spent on the golf course or on the rivah). He belongs to a fraternity, wears his class ring and usually supports the SEC. Typically of the Republican political persuasion.

Oh God, here come's the Salmon Pants...

I would never join that club - it's full of Salmon Pants!

by TV News Chick May 9, 2020

Out of pants

When something is out of pocket, but its mad sussy

Michael: do you play clash of clans?
John: ye-
brad: YOU MEAN COCK?
John: that was out of pants

by XxEdpGamingMasterxX May 4, 2023

pant snake

Usually refering to a transexuall (most of the time japanese) woman with a pencil shaped penis. penis must be over one foot otherwise it is referred to as a "qibblesnaffer".

"Yo man have you seen that new japanese girl? She has a huge pant snake"

"Yeah man its all the way down to her kneecap!"

by Midget spinner June 6, 2017

pant cone

A penis. Male genitalia.

When Janice removed her shirt, she could see Todd’s pant cone through his trousers.

by Laurab28 October 31, 2019

Pant line

When a girl sends you nudes and since you have no abs and a small dick you send a picture of your pants collection

Girl 1: “omg I got sent a pant line it was so sexy”

Girl 2: “wow, by who”
Girl 1: “Theo Rowland Chips

by Pant line123 January 7, 2020

Cozy Pants

Dress pants that are specifically worn on those days where you feel lazy/tired/too fat, but yet want to look professional at your workplace.

Thank god I wore my cozy pants, cause my waist grew two inches after that last meal.

by The Great Turbanini May 15, 2014

Sassage Pants

When you feel a breeze in your shorts and realize your sassage fell between the slit in your boxers.

In class...
Jason: Dude, why are you touchin yourself?
Mark: I've got a mean case of the sassage pants!
Jason: Haha good luck

by Beautyblood August 23, 2010