An obnoxious country club white guy from the south. You will find him typically wearing a Vineyard Vines polo with SALMON colored pants - his date or girlfriend will be wearing a Lilly Pulitzer dress. He will have long'ish sun bleached hair (from all the days spent on the golf course or on the rivah). He belongs to a fraternity, wears his class ring and usually supports the SEC. Typically of the Republican political persuasion.
by TV News Chick May 9, 2020

by XxEdpGamingMasterxX May 4, 2023

An amount of cash totaling 5 or more dollars that is lost without noticing and found much later in a pocket of a long-unworn item of clothing. Pants money is like a gift from your past self to your future self.
"I thought I was going to be broke until payday, but I found 50 bucks in pants money in my old jeans!"
by MedeaDemonblood August 25, 2011

by emercado10 November 27, 2019

when someone’s arse cheeks are munching on their pants. worst when you get out of a pool or the sea.
by beansbeansbeans July 9, 2020

by CougarMom August 24, 2018

After a long cold winter, the first day it's a little warm, like 10 degrees above freezing, this is the jackass who's walking around in shorts.
"Spring is finally here: the snow is melting, I saw a robin in the backyard."
"Yup, and I saw a pant-a-loonie rollerblading on the boardwalk."
"Yup, and I saw a pant-a-loonie rollerblading on the boardwalk."
by wear-long-pants-dumbass March 28, 2009
