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Salmon Pants

An obnoxious country club white guy from the south. You will find him typically wearing a Vineyard Vines polo with SALMON colored pants - his date or girlfriend will be wearing a Lilly Pulitzer dress. He will have long'ish sun bleached hair (from all the days spent on the golf course or on the rivah). He belongs to a fraternity, wears his class ring and usually supports the SEC. Typically of the Republican political persuasion.
Oh God, here come's the Salmon Pants...

I would never join that club - it's full of Salmon Pants!
by TV News Chick May 9, 2020
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Out of pants

Michael: do you play clash of clans?
John: ye-
brad: YOU MEAN COCK?
John: that was out of pants
by XxEdpGamingMasterxX May 4, 2023
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Pants money

An amount of cash totaling 5 or more dollars that is lost without noticing and found much later in a pocket of a long-unworn item of clothing. Pants money is like a gift from your past self to your future self.
"I thought I was going to be broke until payday, but I found 50 bucks in pants money in my old jeans!"
by MedeaDemonblood August 25, 2011
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Pants👖

A type of clothing that goes on the lower part of your torso and your legs 🦵
I have pants👖on my legs
by emercado10 November 27, 2019
mugGet the Pants👖mug.

munch pants

when someone’s arse cheeks are munching on their pants. worst when you get out of a pool or the sea.
damo: oi look that lad over there’s got munch pants
sophia: ah state of him
by beansbeansbeans July 9, 2020
mugGet the munch pantsmug.

Pleasure pants

Vegan leather (pleather) pants worn by smoking hot shirtless rock stars.
by CougarMom August 24, 2018
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pant-a-loonie

After a long cold winter, the first day it's a little warm, like 10 degrees above freezing, this is the jackass who's walking around in shorts.
"Spring is finally here: the snow is melting, I saw a robin in the backyard."

"Yup, and I saw a pant-a-loonie rollerblading on the boardwalk."
by wear-long-pants-dumbass March 28, 2009
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