Post-it note

The act of ejaculating onto someone's face and sticking money to it, typically done by sugar daddies and/or done to prostitutes.

Sophie was beyond stoked I gave her a Post-It note, she used the cash to pay her phone bill

by Dr.Rozas August 12, 2017

Takei Posting

When every post you make has no purpose other than to remind everyone of how much you love sucking dick.

Americans: We can endure higher prices for food and gas if it means putting the screws to Putin. Consider it a patriotic donation in the fight for freedom over tyranny. -George Takei Posting on Twitter

The peaceful transfer of power is a thing of beauty. One moment Barack Obama is leader of the Free World. A moment later it's Angela Merkel. -George Takei Posting on Twitter

At a speech today in PA, Trump said he considers himself "a blue collar worker, in a way." Right. That's like me claiming I'm a ladies man. -George Takei Posting on Twitter

by 101atu March 12, 2022

post lick

Activities that happens after cunnilingus/oral sex.

I decided to give her my number, post lick.

by AnonTupac April 19, 2014

Post Malone

When your hair gets all frizzy like Post Malone’s hair...

When I went outside in the humidity my hair got all Post Malone.

by LisseteQ106 May 7, 2021

Post Malonalisa

One of the greatest pictures on the internet ever

Just google it

Hey have you seen Post Malonalisa

by BenBowen27 May 13, 2018

Light Post

When a guy is about to nut and you can see the cum at the tip.

Jim: "I as fucking your mom last night and she told me I had a nice light post."
Me: "Same."

by Jpm26 September 7, 2016

Schrodinger’s post

When you want to stop scrolling through posts but you need to know whether the next post is good or not. This in turn leaves you wondering “Will the next League of Legends tier list reel actually be morally passable?”

Rational human being: You’ve been looking at Hustler’s University ads all day, have a break.

Monkey brain sigma: Nah I need to know if the next post is good, or I will spiral into Schrodinger’s post.

by Somedudewithtoomuchsparetime January 25, 2023