A Mississippi Pimp is a pimp(usually male, but on occasion female)that dresses flashy. Usually seen with diamond goblets and a pimped out ride. Called a Mississippi Pimp b/c anytime they are dissed they will pull out a striaght razor in a heartbeat to cut somebody.
by Inspector Gadget August 31, 2004
The method of transportation for a pimp. Generally a Cadillac or other large automobile with rims 20 inches in diameter or larger, brightly colored metal flake paint, plenty of fur, curb feelers, those mexican dingle balls, and often "3 Wheel Motion".
by Tobeuss April 11, 2003
by Alan May 10, 2004
Having excessive embellishments or ornaments, particularly of the flashy kind, ie feathers in fedoras, black canes with silver handles, multicolored mis-matched shoes, and colorful crushed velvet suits. Preferably worn simultaneously.
by Fa Sho October 06, 2003
by big robert November 24, 2004
Someone who wants to be a "pimp", a.k.a. cool/badass/hip, but does not actually have the balls to follow through.
My dad is a conservative pimp. For his mid-life crisis car, he chose a Honda Fit over a Ferrari convertible.
My mom wanted pimpin' hubcaps, so she got new shiny ones instead of spinners.
A recently divorced 50 year old is a conservative pimp when he dates a 35 year old secretary instead of a 20 year old model.
My mom wanted pimpin' hubcaps, so she got new shiny ones instead of spinners.
A recently divorced 50 year old is a conservative pimp when he dates a 35 year old secretary instead of a 20 year old model.
by ConservativePimp101 August 08, 2009
conducting oneself in a pimplike manner, typically driving a car with B.L.A.D.'s. also associated with the spending of G's.
by LexWhite October 19, 2007