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Failing to put enough marijuana in a bowl or joint because you want to save your stash.
Dude, the bowl's already cashed. Your habit of patricking really harshes my buzz -- you cheap-ass motherfucker.
by jfried October 20, 2007
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patricion

a vegan who has a gray wiffle. when intoxicated, belives she is invincable. Married to a guy who wishes he could go on a safari. wheres safari belts, ties, etc. she wears rather large jewlery. has a son who is now ugly and fat. son was involved with transvestite.
Son: "mom i am going out"
Mom: "just make sure you dont act like a patricion and embarrass yourself"
by patrica January 16, 2008
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Patrick John

A freaking sexy mofo who wants to kill me. He can be hilarious sometimes. Amazing singer & actor, but bad at giving speeches on global warming.
Woah, that guy is trying to shoot me! He must be Patrick John!
by polarbearssssss February 17, 2009
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Dirty Patricio

When you fuck a retard in the ear while they play fortnite and drink gfuel
Person 1: I got a dirty patricio last night
Person 2: how was the fortnite
Person 1: it was fun but i can't hear out of my right ear
by NeonIsReal December 10, 2020
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Patrick Stewart

The greatest actor of all time. Famous for his role in Star Trek: The Next Generation
"Number one, set phasers to sexy!"
by Me March 5, 2004
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Patrick

A HUGE FUCKING FAGGOT PEICE OF SHIT, Who Is A Complete Cunt of A dude, just a man that you want to beat the shit out of. Thank you

Sincerely,
A Patrick Hater
"Wow Hes Such A Fucking Patrick"

*Gets Beat Up*
"Yeah Fuck That Kid"
by Idk, Fuck You February 13, 2017
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Patriarchy

A reactionary social system in which men are responsible in both the household and society for decision making and leadership, and also responsible for the protection and wellbeing of women and children. Essentially a division of tasks assigned according to the biological hardwiring of both sexes.

Postmodernism has highlighted and demonized patriarchy’s hierarchal elementals, and made it to seem as though it is a system of oppressive dominance rather than a system of love and sacrifice. Postmodernism has erased patriarchy’s inherently good elements, such as the role it plays in ennobling men and ensuring that they have a strong sense of moral obligation.

Another benefit of patriarchy is that it is rooted in the notion that duty is the essence of manhood, and so women are treated with higher respect and are safer in the company of men than they are in egalitarian societies where they are seen as a man’s equal and men have no feeling of duty or social expectations for them to serve women or make sacrifices for them, seeing as women today are supposed to be perfectly capable of managing on their own.
“Smash the patriarchy!”

“What? You realize that it is a system created to protect you and your offspring, right?”

“...”

“Patriarchy is simply men taking the lead, making sacrifices and exercising their God-given leadership skills in the best interest of women and children.”

“...”

“When a man takes off his jacket and gives it to his woman because she’s cold, that’s patriarchy.”

“...”

“When a man works long hours to make sure his family is fed, that’s patriarchy.”

“...”

“When a man walks a woman to her door at night, that’s patriarchy.”

“Wait, so you’re telling me that patriarchy is not men using their power to oppress women, but men using their power to serve women, the way God has commanded them to?”

“See? Now you get it.”
by TheNoahWebsterOfToday February 12, 2020
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