Meat Violin

my dick

suck my meat violin

by MeatViolin69 May 2, 2014

meat slip

When a guys dick slips out of the hole in his boxers, most often when not wearing pants

Dave had a meat slip walking by me the other day, I saw all 3 inches

by jjjorger May 13, 2014

Meat Sweeper

Cock sucking mustache.

Look at the meat sweeper on that guy.

by joshthephotographer138 October 24, 2014

meat dwarf

A short dick

My brother is a meat dwarf

by Mike Hunt December 17, 2014

Plumber Meats

Bacon, Turkey and Ham in combination.

I'd like a Plumber Meats sandwich.

by borky June 1, 2015

Meat lags

A term commonly used to describe the impact that large quantities of meat can have on the connection between computers and servers. This strange phenomenon has been observed for centuries .

Person1: "Yo dawwwwg you be lagging to sheet "
Person2: "Yeah man I'm getting the meat lags"

by weedman420lacjam October 22, 2016

meat fencing

When gay sex gets competitive/violent.

"can you hear that meaty clout?"
"yeah, sounds like some vicious meat fencing"

by Tobias Hedgehog October 24, 2015