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I tried to speak, but my mouth wasn't open.

the answer you give when you are too lazy to speak
Ms. teahcer: It's your turn to speak, kidö
Kidö: I tRiEd To sPeAk, BuT mY MoUtH wAsN't OpEn.
Ms teacher: bruh- I asked ou to speak-
Kidö: NaUr
by Violet_1233 May 17, 2021
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bust it open

A phrase used to describe when a woman spreads her legs open wide to fuck
I spent alot of money on this date, this bitch better bust it open tonight!
by G-Rankins December 28, 2007
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Kmart is Open

A slang term for ones fly being in the downright position exposing ones underwear. Can cause social embarrassment, sexual harassment, or crude laughter.
"Dude, that girl will not even look at you if Kmart is Open."
by STV2119012 May 19, 2009
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Crack open a cold one

1. To open a cold beer
2. To crack open a cold coffin and fuck the corpse inside
1. It's been such a stressful day I can't wait to get home and crack open a cold one
2. I'm so fuckin horny right now I would even crack open a cold one
by (****()) August 23, 2022
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Veronica, open the door please

the line comes from Heathers : The Musical's "Meant To Be Yours". Originally sung by Ryan McCartan. This exact line blew up on TikTok with the West End Cast version, featuring Jamie Muscato.

if you're wondering why veronica won't open the door it's cause she's fucking dead
VERONICA, OPEN THE THE OPEN THE DOOR PLEASE VERONICA, OPEN THE DOOR

veronica, open the door please for submission
by nahyuckriceseller February 12, 2022
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The frank stand is open

Subliminal way to invite someone to your gential area. Used in exchange for su** my d***
Your mother is a bitch.

Yea whatever bro the frank stand is open
by Eight4Fly July 23, 2019
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may the lord open

Prayer used to beseech divine intervention for someone afflicted with constipation and in the grips of a prolonged blum
I've been struggling all day to take a dump and all I have to show for it is a few crumbs. May the lord open.
by Sidney's natural resources October 14, 2019
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