Nonce

A sket who gets kids in a van

“Haha noob”
“No u nonce”

by Himyweaveisgone March 18, 2019

Nonce

A man who tries chatting up those younger than him. Will also possibly be looking for sexual activity

Man 1: Who's that finlay mchale guy is he a nonce?

Man 2: Yeah I saw I'm chatting up a girl in the year below.

Man 1: what a nonce

by BinSap August 9, 2021

Nonce

a word used to describe someone who people consider dumb or unintelligent

"Dude why are you Such a Nonce, stop falling down the stairs"

by SmartMan42069 February 17, 2020

Nonce

A insult to a person who seems a bit odd

Bobby you’re such a nonce!

by Pgtips45 June 27, 2019

nonce tower

Cut out snapchat stickers of nonce faces stacked up on a picture to make a tower

‘Hey look she made a nonce tower of that pedo!😂’

by kiddiefiddler16 November 29, 2021

Nonce

Mika

Mika is a fat fucking nonce

by Mikasanonce September 14, 2020

Nonce

A term used to describe a human male that touches kids, usually called Dave

That new guy, dave, is a right nonce!

by JaySparks February 17, 2022