batty nonce

When ur mother procesed to walk in the room fart in u face half way through slapping your salami then ur mum throws peperoniat ur cock saying take this salami peperoni for the win

My perforemed a batty nonce to me last night, im scared

by Batty nonce March 14, 2018

No Nonce November

During the month of November, all good nonces are called to curb their noncery.
If they behave they may get more lenient treatment and be more respected for their commitment

Nick: Well Pete, it's that time of year again. We'll have to leave those kids alone for a while

Pete: It's No Nonce November again?

Nick: Yep

Pete: Cock!

by NonceNick November 02, 2021

nonc

It means nonce, but without using the letter E, either for comedic effect or to refrain from saying the full word.
May also be used to describe someone that is not a full nonce, but is close.

Friend: You see louie over there? Yea he is kind of a nonc and likes many kids

by Wiillou September 28, 2022

Nonc

Non-cohesive. Someone who doesn't work in a team. Someone who is in it for themselves. Also known as a me-me.

"He said we should do the task individually"
"What a nonc!"
"Total NoCo"

by TotallyNotThomas June 24, 2022

Strawberry Nonce Cake

When one is a strawberry nonce cake

"ugh you're such a strawberry nonce cake"

by Derek Bentley November 11, 2020

Nonce Money

1: When you have money via working with evil people/organisations (i.e. works with the BBC)

2: Receiving exactly 250 quid harry hill money

"I just got paid 250 quid" .... "Mate that's nonce money, bet you also worked with the BBC and touched kids"

by NonceMoneyMaker February 21, 2022

nonce tower

Cut out snapchat stickers of nonce faces stacked up on a picture to make a tower

‘Hey look she made a nonce tower of that pedo!😂’

by kiddiefiddler16 November 29, 2021