No Nonce November

During the month of November, all good nonces are called to curb their noncery.
If they behave they may get more lenient treatment and be more respected for their commitment

Nick: Well Pete, it's that time of year again. We'll have to leave those kids alone for a while

Pete: It's No Nonce November again?

Nick: Yep

Pete: Cock!

by NonceNick November 2, 2021

Bot Nonce

A man, usually married, who replied to Sex Bots on social media. These men regularly post about family values, being a patriot and Christianity. Bot Nonces also seem quite focussed on grooming gangs whilst simultaneously being entirely unaware of the fact that they are being groomed by Sex Bots based in a bot farm in Russia and operated by a 21 stone bald guy.

Sex Bot "Are there any men out there who still eat it?"

Bot Nonce "Hey Babe, I can go all night and breath through my ears"

Sex Bot "I'm feeling ugly"

Bot Nonce "You're beautiful Babe"

by Bot Nonce Hunter June 27, 2025

Nonce

Uk slang word for a person who looks at small children

Nonce: yo look at that kid over there. She’s very thicc

Non-nonce: I’m phoning the police

by Pseudonym 45 November 19, 2019

Nonce world order

Biggest gang of pedophiles in the universe. They are known to take captives and force them to lie about their age.

"Nonce world order is recruiting more pedophiles to join them"

by Ss4lyf June 15, 2022

Nonce

Mason hudson

He’s such a nonce, he’s a mason hudson

by Squishy shit December 2, 2019

Nonce

Goes by the name TheArtfulWojer#7595 plays a lot of dayz.
Defo touch’s children

The TheArtfulWojer#7595 is a nonce

by Jo99y April 25, 2022

Nonce

John Farley

likes kids under the age of 5. Nonce.

by tiny Taylor June 21, 2020