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Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the police

Girl: Is that a weed

Guy: No this is a crayon

Girl: I'm calling the police

Microwave: 911 what's your emergency

Guy: *visible confusion*
Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the police
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trip whop no pick no must 

tripple whopper with no pickles or mustard
o nigga grab me one of them trip whop no pick no musts

No Sex Please, We’re Middle Class 

"No Sex Please, We’re Middle Class", is a way of denouncing the hypocritical predominant attitude against women´s sexual rights and prejudices, manifested on a regular basis through policy and social discrimination.
A: "Why the rejection by the Food and Drug Administration advisory panel of a female version of Viagra for women with low libido?"
B: Simple... "No Sex Please, We’re Middle Class."

We're no strangers to love you know the rules and so do I 

We're no strangers to love you know the rules and so do I

YOU GOT RICK ROLLED!

Shut your dangoranapa watching bi mf panties in a twist pressed no home disowned loan owned blue gnome brick phone ass up 

A tweet to a reply of dangoranapa fan who hated on scott cawthon.
"Yo this dude really said Shut your dangoranapa watching bi mf panties in a twist pressed no home disowned loan owned blue gnome brick phone ass up lmao"

No! I don't wanna die! 

A phrase used by scientists in the popular FPS, Half-Life when they are under attack.
Gordon smacks scientist with crowbar

sci: No! I don't wanna die!
No! I don't wanna die! by bob December 20, 2004