Rule-T

Timing is Everything.

What a lame party!..Buncha losers..
"Rule-T,Yo.Shoulda come last night when the Bikini-Team was here".

by Waboa February 5, 2009

Viking Rule

When an American is in a foreign county and sees a gorgeous woman, it's legal for him to pick her up and take her home.

Dude, Viking rule, 3 o'clock.

by WCDD March 14, 2013

The Matt Rule

That there is an 80% chance that the more attractive you find a girl the more likely that girl is a bitch

The Matt Rule totally happened to me again! Proper liked this girl and she ended up ditching me on a date and was just a downright bitch, when will I ever find love

by DarkObsession September 19, 2017

Girlfriend rule

What ever your girl friend says is law. She has veto power.

Boyfriend: “Hand me the AUX cord. We are going to listen to my music.”
Girlfriend: “Nope I call the girlfriend rule. We are listening to my music.”

by Candace2332 July 9, 2018

85% rule

When someone fails to understand the essential part of the statement (misses the point) and rather points out an error in that statement.

Intervention: *Trying to get through to Timmy that family is everything, and you need them.
Fam: Back when QweZey was in trouble with the law, he came to us for help. Not his boy Alex, us his family. When shit goes down TImmy, remember family is everything.
Qwezey: I actually did call him, but you guys got to me first.
Fam:*glare- *85% Rule bruh, 85% rule

by linear_terms January 28, 2019

Rule 91

If a trap remix of a song does not exist, make one. See Rule 90

Dude 1: "Hey there's no trap remix of this song!"
Dude 2: "Rule 91 dude."
Dude 1: "I should get to work then."

by Intergalactic crackwhore July 9, 2020

Rule 34

If it exists there is porn of it. even rule 34 has rule 34 porn

Hey rule 34 mlp

by Jay's Wing January 2, 2019