ice sniper

When your girl is asleep after denying you that ass, so you jack off, and aim your nut straight up her nose.

Me: Bro, I tried to get some last night, and she shut me down.
Bro: and...?
Me: i was so horny I couldn't sleep, so I said fuck it...I'ma Ice Sniper this bitch!
Bro: Dude! Thats fucked up!

Me: hell yeah! Right up her fuckin' nose dude! It was great!

by CRMNL14 February 4, 2018

Dentyne Ice

Where a girl jacks you off using a tube of toothpaste as lube.

I hear leroy was getting some Dentyne Ice from Felesha at the drive- in the other night. No wonder he be crossing his legs, because his dick is still tingling.

by Cool James and Black Teacher April 16, 2017

Ice slap

When you are drinking a drink with ice in it, and you tilt the cup too far and the ice hits you in the face.

I was talking to Heather at Sean’s party last night, and I was about to ask her out but then I got ice slapped.

by Sdrawkcab November 26, 2017

Ice cap

The snow that remains on your bellend after falling asleep after a lazy wank.

One morning, when turning over to hit the snooze button, I discovered the duvet cover was stuck to my ice cap.

by MexicanDave August 4, 2015

Iced up

Lacking bitches to such a severe degree that one’s penis has become cold due to there being little blood flow

“Hunter called me a fat bitch” ‘That boy is iced up, his opinion don’t matter’

by Feral_Bloom April 26, 2022

Ice Pleasures

Foreplay using Ice. Usually cubed ice. but sometimes crushed ice if you are advanced.

Just do the usual foreplay... but just use ice to magnify the pleasure... scientifically it is proven to enhance the orgasmic release.

Some people use ice cream for a more tasty delight.

Jenny and Tom enhanced their sexual relationship via ice pleasures.

by Jeremy Kobalt December 29, 2008

Ice the Kicker

When somebody walks in on you as you are about to get on the job in an attempt to phase you, or throw you off your game; Cockblock

Her roommate tried to Ice the Kicker last night. It didn't phase me, I still put it through the uprights.

by John Michael Caine III January 25, 2011