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Halo nerds

People who think they're bad ass when they capture a flag or plant a bomb in halo 2 online. Some nerds don't brag but some just fucking breath in the microphone or have their cher record playing in the backround and with open mic we can all hear it.
Timmy: HAHA IM SO 1337 FOR PLANTING THE BOMBZOR!
Oz and Arm: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING NERD GO BACK TO YOUR BASEMENT!

Billy: "Cher - When you believe in love after life"
Oz and Arm: TURN YOUR CRAP DOWN YOU DEF MOTHER FUCKER!
by Oz January 20, 2005
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Nerd Swag

The ability and characteristic of having confidence in the enjoyment of nerdy things, yet while omitting an almost "cool" vibe from said confidence.
Is that kid playing Pokemon that is very Nerdy of him.
Nah, he got that Nerd Swag.
by Sir Nerdy Swagger October 19, 2011
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BONE NERD

"sinista7thsign,-sin-,joe,pringle xl,gambinos wrath,king battlezone,so krayzie,sk187,krazy
are all BONE NERD'S",thanks

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by bone nerd July 2, 2006
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Nerd Boner

achieving a boner from the gain of knowledge that has no sexual content
DUDE! I was watching Ancient Aliens on the History Channel and got a nerd boner
by Tehpirate November 11, 2009
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Nerd-off

Pleasuring one's self with knowledge; usually with assistance from a textbook, pencil, calculator,and/or pocket protector.
John got a detention when his physics teacher caught him nerding-off in the bathroom in the chapter on quantum mechanics. This was the first sexual assault of a physics book ever recorded.
by cooler April 12, 2004
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nerd crush

A crush on someone that developed because of admiration for the person's skill/talent/intellectual abilities etc. Often used by straight(er) people to clarify that crushes of the same gender are more or less platonic.
"I have such a huge nerd crush on our prof"
by betsi January 7, 2009
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nerd pimpslap

The use of an analogy or reference in conversation that is highly academic in nature. Knowledge of the particular reference typically requires advanced study - often in technical fields but is not strictly limited to such. The proper use of a nerd pimpslap will generally cause silence, bewilderment and/or a sense of shocked awe in the audience.
Nerd pimpslapping is the opposite of using analogy to explain complex academic topics. (i.e. using complex analogy to explain simple phenomena)

The reference maker is effectivly slapping his / her audience with academia that is so ostentatious, outlandish, and perhaps pretentious that any further argument is suffocated.

However, care must be taken not to attempt to nerd pimpslap those who are highly educated in the field of reference. Doing so may evoke a response with an even stronger nerd pimpslap.

Special note: pop cultural references to Star Trek, Star Wars and other icons of geekiness do not constitute a nerd pimpslap.
Our teacher asked who was the most important figure in the civil war so Tom gave her a nerd pimpslap, "Abraham Lincoln federated the north and the south like DB2 and Oracle".
by uberbawden January 5, 2011
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