simp

adj. a nerd or stupid ass person. simpleton
It can also describe a sympathetic person, usually a guy who preys on emotional girls; sympathet

This word can be used for anything really.
1. Brett is such a fuckin' simp.

2. Could that person be anymore of a simp!

3. "Tim are you gonna jump off that cliff?"

"No!!"

"C'mon ya simp!!"
by Hammy Sagar December 02, 2005
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In Arthur C. Clarke's Rama, simps are super chimps, genetically enhanced simians that weigh less than 30kg, consume half the oxygen and food needed by a human, but can do the job of 2.75 men in domestic affairs, elementary cooking, tool transportation and a dozen other routine tasks.
Endeavour's simps are Blackie, Blondie, Goldie and Brownie.
by Felipe February 21, 2004
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Simping

Simping, someone that is depresso and listens to songs that make them feel sadder than they already are
rachel is always simping because she is depresso
by notgayperson January 27, 2019
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Simp

See also: lives with his mom, acts like a baller but is mostly a douche. Also, a dad who ditches his wife & kid for stupid bullshit.
My man is no simp, he just knows what's important and avoids douchiness at all costs
by impossibly_fast October 20, 2011
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Simping

To watch The Simpson's all day, having a Simpson's marathon.
"Hey do you wanna come out tonight?"
"Sorry I can't I'm simping"
by Stinkygirl123 June 07, 2020
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simps

Short way of saying simple. Used like maybs or probs.
"How was the test?"
"Simps, don't worry"
by MPLS612 April 15, 2006
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Simp

A guy who engages in chivalry, (which is dead) to attract attention of a hoe who ain't worth a time.
The biggest simps are usually arrogant french people, and guys who are horny and want some coochie.
Guys named Jack, Daryl, Winston, Jesse, Charlie N, Ned, Jason, Sasha, Thibo and Francis are immediate simps and they should be eradicated before anything gets serious
Example 1: "OMG did you see that Jesse's trying to impress Layla", "He's such a SIMP"
Example 2: "Jack places hoes before bros. He's always trying to hang out alone with girls. What a SIMP"
Example 3: "Jack invited Emily and her other friends to his party because he wants to have intercourse", "He's such a SIMP"
by HeadieOne March 05, 2020
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