Middle Shoes

A pair of shoes you wear along with a pair of capris.

Edwin: I need a pair of shoes to match my capris.
Toby: You need to buy a pair of middle shoes.

by xchibi November 27, 2009

I-shoes

When someone continually talks only about themselves.... the use of I over and over in sentences... I-shoes is like issues

Stop with your I-shoes hollywood.. no one needs to hear your I-shoes

by leprekron February 7, 2007

shoe geezers

Variation of "shoe gazers", and still pertains to music listener's posture, but slightly changes vernacular to play on their age, as well.

Musician #1: I thought this audience would get into our concert more. You know, show more enthusiasm.

Musician #2: Nah. I'm sure they like our music, but they're shoe geezers, and they enjoy it passively even though it moves them.

by free4all23 June 26, 2009

soda shoes

when you're driving home from Wendy's with food in one hand, the steering wheel in the other, and a large soda in your lap and all of a sudden you hit a bump causing your soda to topple over and spill in your shoes :(

"Yea man, I was on my way but then I got soda shoes."

by lydiotc October 16, 2016

burner shoes

usually white shoes that you let get super dirty, you don't care about the way they look anymore, but you keep them and wear them

yeah i know my shoes are dirty, they're my burner shoes

by lrp69 February 23, 2023

holy shoes

Another form of saying, "Holy Shit!"

Holy shoes... your dog just crapped all over the carpet!

by LindzW July 20, 2005

Boat Shoes

Foot attire generally worn by individuals possessing small penises, large egos, and a trust fund courtesy of their parents. Boat shoes are usually seen being sported by yuppies and other terrible people. Boston college accounts for the majority of boat shoe sales.

"Dude do you like my new boat shoes?"

"Absolutely not, but while you're at it grab a vineyard vines shirt and go down to city side tavern"

by Apefart November 17, 2015