Don't give a monkeys

I don't care about it.

'Hey, how did he get that sandwich?'
'I don't give a monkeys how he got it. I'm off to the pub.'

by Brutus73 December 23, 2011

Big Booty Young Money

A phrase coined by Garrettonimus Horne I, the highest level of self-actualization. Personal Nirvana.

A philosophy adopted by big bootyists.

Also see: Big Bootyism

We need some Big Booty Young Money!

You know what the kids are saying: Big Booty Young Money.

by Garrettonimus March 14, 2013

Monique

A girl who everyone can't help but love. She tries her best to please everyone, and to be the best person she could be. She's extremely likable with her weird sense of humor and love of having fun with her friends. Nobody has a bad thing to say about her because she cares about people so much. She makes the guys go wild because of how pretty and genuine she is, and she cares a lot about everyone. You couldn't ask for a better friend.

'my best friend is awesome! I'm so jealous of her!'
'she must be a Monique!'

by Banana Cream Pie October 1, 2013

going full monkey

1. Getting mad enough that you throw your own feces at a person or thing. 2. Mad enough to go crazy and wail one's arms about, like an angry monkey. This usually involves throwing shit at something.

"Did you see the outdoor concert last weekend? It got pretty gross."
"Yeah, some crazy motherfuckers were going full monkey and threw their shit at the stage."

by Six_gun_samurai November 2, 2011

mona

Mona is one of the best people you will meet. she is incredibly kind, funny, beautiful, creative and you will learn a whole new vocabulary when you get to know her. her talent for writing is unmatched and you will be surprised every time you read her stories. she is empathetic and will accept all of your weirdness without question making for one of the best friends you'll ever have. she may seem a bit shy at first but get to know her and you see how crazy, loving and just how much fun she is to be around. always down for a crazy plan her impulsivity will teach you to let go and see where you get to. she never lets you down and is always there to support you. never let her go!!

mona lets go skydiving!!

by thedanishfuckwit March 6, 2021

Return to monke

To devolve back into monkeys by rejecting modernity and embracing a primitive lifestyle.

"Reject modernity, return to monke"

by TheDeadMeme27 October 19, 2020

Cat food bath monster

The Legend of the Koekoeken. A Koekoeken is a monster that steals bodies by playing the victim’s game of their choice. If you lose, the Koekoeken will take your body. If the Koekoeken loses, then they keep that body for the rest of their lives. They bathe in cat food because of the taurine inside of it, as they need it for nourishment. When there was no cat food, they used boiled cow’s urine to keep them sustained. The Koekoeken appears in a Netflix series called, ‘Creeped Out’.

Stu searched up a cat food bath monster on his computer and found out that it was a Koekoeken

by Chrischael November 9, 2021