de Mole

A name coined upon the purchase of a pair of Ajax football shorts in 2005 by MD. Based on a combination of a fictional player on PES and an employee for Endemol... Jon de Mole. Contrary to popular belief, the shorts neither improve one's football skills or sexual prowess.

Dave.... looking pasty in the de Moles

What you wearing today? Smashing up the de Moles?

Mega. Bird said she fancied me as I was wearing the de Moles.....

by Tyskie81 February 3, 2009

turd mole

Is a someone who burrows through shit. Or a sewerage worker.

"Hey you...yeah you working in the sewer!! You turd mole"

by Lunahbelle2010 April 12, 2017

Whack-a-Mole

A sexual game preformed by two people. One person with a penis must be receiving a hand-job. During the hand job the man must wait until he is about to ejaculate and right before he must smack his hand flat over top of his partners cupped hand as to not squash the penis. If he successfully smacks the hand he is allowed to finish and may choose to go again. If not the penis is crushed thus unable to ejaculate. Correct timing is necessary to win this game.

”Hey, babe! Wanna play a game of whack-a-mole?”

”Jerry... I think you should recover more from last nights game.”

by Dicklickingdaddylover August 10, 2019

ugly naked mole rat

what you and ur bff call each other

ur an ugly naked mole rat

by NoneOfUrBeeswaxSister February 4, 2022

whack a mole

Pushing a turd back in using your penis.

My dick was covered in shit after I played whack a mole with her.

by dickcheeseburglar April 30, 2010

naked mole rats

A)Former Republican and conservative president of the United States. The first president to invade Iraq in the early 1990s. Failed in his attempt to capture the incarnation of evil, Geaorge W. Bush. (I mean Saddam Hussein).

B)Some really strange rodent I saw in a zoo once

A)See george w bush

B)See george w bush

by hehehe666 May 7, 2004

moldman

a man coverd in mold

u are a mold man

by duane benet September 28, 2003