Morning After Hair

Messy hair after a night of wild sex. Same as sex hair and looks just like bed head.

Wow, that slut Erin didn't even comb out her morning after hair, you know she got rammed hard last night!

by Ariel Lei August 22, 2007

Turning Red Real Meaning

The cringey movie is actually about a girl on her period

When ever she ‘turns panda’ she is on her period.

Parents r concerned lol

Charlie: What Is The Turning Red Real Meaning

Christine: Basically A girl on there period…

Charlie: what’s dat?

Christine: uhhhhhh…

by masonthemissile November 9, 2022

morning water

that glorious first piss of the morning.

Edvard likes to start his out his day with a nice steaming mug of his own morning water.

by Dickie Moist October 8, 2003

mooning

mooning (= going to the moon).
When an asset (for example stock) is highly increasing in value in a relatively short time period / an asset has an explosive increase in value

Tesla is mooning again
Bitcoin is going is mooning / going to the moon

by CryptoRetard January 3, 2021

Moarning

used to describe a really lousy morning.

After two bottle of tequila the night before, you can expect a true moarning.

by maddogyp July 13, 2011

morning bed hump

When a man wakes up in the morning with a stiffy, and humps his bed because there's no female readily at hand to hump.

Every morning, there's never a girl next to Tundo, so he does his ritual morning bed hump before brushing his teeth.

by authOOr June 18, 2006

Morning Selfie

In reference to *Top meaning ; A common response to the visual reception to the posted morning selfie.

Jack woke up early that tuesday morn. As usual, he logged into The Facebook. The first post was by Jessica; she posted a morning selfie. As he waited for the picture to load, Jack noticed the morning wood in his shorts growing with every line on the picture (damn dial-up). In response to the newly loaded picture, Jack gave himself a Morning Selfie.

by tRy2bEaT_mE March 9, 2015