Morning Wood Fairy

The fairy who visits men in the night, mysteriously leaving them with a woody when they awake.

"I was visited by the morning wood fairy last night..."

by morningwood faerie February 5, 2003

Moroccan minute

Considered to be far longer than the normal time-span of 60 seconds that most countries agree to.

*2 hours later*

Katie: "Er, i thought you said you'd be a minute?"

Abdou: "...Yeahh, a Moroccan minute."

by dg123 May 5, 2010

Morden

Great district of outer London at the end of the Northern Line, just within the Surrey post code zone. Plays host to the genuinely stunning Morden Hall Park, a huge and varied expanse of green space, complete with rivers, streams, historical mansions and a wondrous flower garden.

MORDEN HALL PARK IS RUN BY THE NATIONAL TRUST (nuff said)

by .l April 26, 2014

morale gear

Noun. Coined by the U.S. Coast Guard, refers to any female, particularly ones stationed on cutters, who are scandalous by nature and promiscuous with the male enlisted. As for civilian morale gear, these are females who make it a point to be sexually involved with male enlisted U.S.C.G.'s, even "making rounds through the unit". The better the morale gear the higher the rate. MG3 is sub-par. MG2 is good. MG1 is smokin' hot.

GM2 Johnson is hooking up with some morale gear, nasty MG3, she's been with half the crew already.

by USS Lady Red September 9, 2007

needs more phil collins

originating in online community we are the music makers, "needs more phil collins" signifies a poignant lack of phil collins in anything you please. usually it can be easily corrected by adding just the right amount of him, be it a jpeg or maybe midi samples of relevant phil collins musical endeavors.

"i'm sorry tue, but your submission for the university art contest needed more phil collins.

perhaps refer to your classmates' submissions. the world is just a better place with appropriate amounts of phil collins."

by tht! tne January 1, 2005

less qq more pew pew

A term directed at whiners to stop crying and start doing something.

Derived from wow mage forums, which are notorious for housing cry babies.

Per usual, the mage boards were flowing with tears when an intelligent, witty, philisophical player directed at the whiners (see Faxmonkey, beta comments) --> less qq more pew pew.

by ReeveSkywall February 7, 2007

morning strength

when you first wake up and your body is still tired and you can not do the simplest of things like unscrew the toothpaste or open the jelly jar.

Dave: Idk why i have so much trouble opening the milk gallon in the morning for cereal, i can never seem to do it.

Tim: Thats cuz you still have morning strength from not being awake long enough, its ok Dave, it happens to the best of us.

by calaburrito July 10, 2009