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Side Mistress

A side mistress is a lady that your lady knows about but they don't do anything about it because it's perfectly fine with the both of them.
Sally knew Bill was with Victoria, his new side mistress, but she didn't do anything to destroy Bill because Sally and Victoria were secretly lesbians on the down low.
by Ernit July 3, 2023
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Indian mistletoe

When out in the forest we found the Indian mistletoe
by Vvengesnuup August 1, 2023
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Southern mistletoe

Stand under my southern mistletoe and suck my balls.
by RealAssCody August 13, 2023
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Bar Mistress

A married woman who has been banging dudes on the side since the couple started dating.
Husband “you’ve been banging Corey this whole time?”
Wife “ Yes, I’m a bar mistress
by HOTCARLD August 16, 2023
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Portuguese Mistletoe

When your Portuguese friend more than likely from Dighton, MA receives a kiss under the dingleberries.
"The missus washed all the grass stains off of my white New Balance. I was really pissed but she spent an hour apologizing with some Portuguese Mistletoe."
by trijicog January 14, 2024
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Dirty MistleToe

When you take a dirty shit outside and wipe your ass with mistletoe
I was desperate so I took a dirty mistletoe in the neighbours front garden
by LewB05 November 26, 2023
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Fake Misted

When a guy intentionally has a 'dry' orgasm inside of a girl without her knowledge.
"Dude I totally fake misted Amber the other night and she didn't have a clue!"
by Bdizzledog February 29, 2024
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