Mickey Deez

When you and one of the homies have a down ass bitch. You stand approximately 8ft apart and both piss on her face, givin that bitch a set of Golden Arches. Bonus points if you make gargle it while she tries to say “I’m looovvviin iiiiiit” Drop that bitch back off at McDonalds cuz she’ll need some napkins

Yo remember that time we gave that girl down at TGi Fridays the Mickey Deez. She was so wet I didn’t give give her no tip.

by Doctor Drip January 3, 2021

mickey rourke

The definition of "slimeball" Not so much an actor, as an urge to clean up a greasy stain. If his little rats eyes and big lipped smirk don't fill you with a sort of "ugh, I've had too much cheap pizza" nausea I don't know what will.

These dishes are like Mickey Rourke. Do we have any of that washing up liquid with the extra lemon juice in it?

by Ghunt70 May 15, 2008

meckert

one who enjoys eatting dirt and can't control dirtbieks for shit

man that mecket is retarded

by kasparian rules March 30, 2003

shoot the mickey

A term for when a gay man shoves a mouse up his ass and lets it wiggle out. Often times is pleasurable for gays.

Bob and Jim were about to shoot the mickey the other day when the doorbell rang and the pizza guy was there.

by Peter001 September 26, 2006

Milker

Someone who insists on ejaculating on their food before consuming it.

Guy1 : Hold on, before i eat this burger i have to cover it in my own semen.
Guy2: ...
Guy3: Wow you're a total milker. fuck off

by Michaellla November 15, 2009

Mickey Mouse Bullshit

When you get ripped off or cheated.

WTF IS THIS MICKEY MOUSE BULLSHIT!!!!

by Zoubrasauce August 16, 2009

Mommy milkers

When a male finds pleasure from sucking a mother’s breast

John and Tom love being mommy milkers.

by mommyfan October 1, 2020