mexican ass gasket 

A good old fashion Mexican Ass Gasket is when the stall you happen to be going #2 in is out of Ass Gaskets so you have to use the rim of your sombrero (by tearing off the top) as an Ass Gasket.

Ignacio in an act of desperation used his sombrero as a Mexican Ass Gasket in the toilet stall.

mexican ass gasket by Zodaxyz August 9, 2018

Mexican Capri-Sun

The girl is lying on the bed, naked, and pours a whole bowl of Chilli-Con-Carne onto her crotch and fingers some of the chilli inside her slack hole.

Then the guy stands next next to the bed and fucks her - fucking her vagina through the Chilli-Con-Carne. At the same time the couple are each holding a bag of Doritos and dip the crisps into the Chilli and eat them as the intercourse is going on.

Girl: Are you coming over tonight to pop a cherry up me?

Guy: I don't know if I can be bothered.

Girl: We can do the Mexican Capri-Sun

Guy: Alright. I'll pop round after I've finished watching Family Guy.

Mexican Capri-Sun by Righty Tossbag September 21, 2018

Mexican Cheese

When a guy is having sex with a sombrero on, then violently cums on a plate while singing with a ukelele or mandolin, which his partner then keeps in the freezer to eat on May 5th.

Dude 1: So What were you up to yesterday?
Dude 2: Man, I served my girl up some Mexican Cheese, she loved it.
Dude 1: Oh nice, is that some type of spicy cheese?
Dude 2: No. Here, look, this is the definition.
Dude 1: What the fu-

Do not contact me or my family ever again.
Dude 2: I understand.

Mexican Cheese by investigate3.11 November 4, 2018

Mexican Snowshoe 

When you are having dirty ass sex with a girl, pull out, and cum on her stank feet.

“How did Grant get aides?”

“Oh he did that Mexican Snowshoe with his ex that made love to that dude in Cape Town named Tarzan.”

Mexican Snowshoe by Willies Bear September 5, 2019

Mexican water

Tequila

A need a lime for this Mexican water

Mexican water by Brann January 1, 2020

Mexican Mud Dragon 

When you make a girl eat lots off Mexican food and proceeds to Hershey squirt on your face. You then 1-2 Mayweather her ass in a fiery rage hence making you look like a Mexican Mud Dragon

My girl shat on my back so i beat her ass like a Mexican mud dragon

Mexican Mud Dragon by Dat Nigga Darius February 20, 2020

mexican budlight 

When you dip a Taquito in a girls ass hole and take it out proceed to dip it in a bud light and feed it to her.

“She came over last night and I gave her a Mexican budlight for dessert.”

mexican budlight by Clee Toris May 24, 2020