Meat Schtickle

A small penis.

Barry has a meat schtickle.

I was disappointed with his meat schtickle.

He sent me a dick pic. It was a meat schtickle.

by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2017

meat harbour

The name given to a large vagina

That girl last night had a bit of a meat harbour

by stephenlamp October 30, 2007

Meat Buyer

Anybody who orders a male prostitute. Can be used for both straight and gay experiences.

Henrick: I heard Tracy bought a lot of meat over the weekend. She's such a Meat Buyer...
Pablo: Don't talk about my girlfriend that way. I heard you were a Meat Buyer yourself!

by car dealership March 4, 2019

meat dwarf

A short dick

My brother is a meat dwarf

by Mike Hunt December 17, 2014

Lady meat

Slang for a woman's vagina

He licked my lady meat to get me ready for sex.

by Big_Vizzle June 28, 2017

Meat Malt

Another term for semen or baby gravy, etc.

That girl was a freak. She gave me a blow job and swallowed all my meat malt.

by Dic Lofenac March 13, 2009

meat suit

when you are a meat suit, not human zipper buddy

ha ha funny meat suit gubul buddy!
its such a meat suit.

by cookieslurpjerma278822 January 12, 2023