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Magical Pony

Magical Ponies are as the name implies, ponies of a magical variety.

They are invisible to all but a gifted few, however as they largely feed on fat kids, you can occasionally see the shimmering outline of a Magical Pony in the crumb haze that follows.
Person 1: Hey look at that fat kid run!

Person 2: Woah man, look into that crumb haze! There's a Magical Pony right on his tail!
by Captain Shenanigans March 8, 2010
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Magical Dolphins

A game popular in small towns, usually played in boredom. Played by talking about a topic for a minute without changing subjects or talking about magic or dolphins; the topics are Harry Potter, Seaworld, Twilight, and tuna.
Jessie and Meg played "Magical Dolphins" in their boredom.
by ladida17 June 14, 2010
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magic wall

The ATM attached to a building that dispenses $$$.
I'll meet you in 20 minutes. I have to go by the magic wall & get some cash.
by Nerdy Redhead December 5, 2010
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Magic Morning

Opposite of a hangover. Caused by going to bed stoned or passing out and waking up the next morning still buzzing slightly. A person would still be able to function normally and not be keyed, but still buzzing.

Not to be confused with waking up and smoking, that would be a wake and bake.

The phrase is thought to originate from the North West, particularly Washington, Oregon, and British Columbia, but that's open for debate.
Date: 4/21/10

Joe: Oh dude, that bud last night was dank. I got myself a magic morning here.

Jeremy: I know man same.
by Mysterion420 March 4, 2011
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Magic Shell Shit

A Magic Shell shit is a shit that comes out as a thick brown liquid, but hardens into a solid when it hits the cold toilet water. Usually comes out shaped like a Dairy Queen chocolate cone. This heated liquid usually burns your asshole coming out.
Jay : Oh hell, I just shit out that burrito. It came out as a Magic Shell shit. The toilet almost didn't swallow it all.

Jan : What the fuck dude!?
by kainalukai July 20, 2011
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Magical Mister Mistoffelees

The prestigious sexual act of of motor boating another's genitals.
After Armand motorboated Bridget's bosom, she reciprocated by performing the Magical Mister Mistoffelees on him.
by Magical Mister ALB February 22, 2012
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magic turd

When you take a dump and the turd is not in the toilet when you get up. Only the toilet paper is in the water.
I took a dump and the turd was not it the toilet when i stood up. It disappeared like a magic turd.
by scooter July 11, 2014
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