Matter

Anything that has weight and takes up space.

Person 1: ay bro did u know we matter

Person 2: man stfu no one cares about your nerdy shit

Person 1: .....

by urbandici March 10, 2023

mutder

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(the act of taking care of a something or someone, ex animals, plants, chitlins.)

RAH

(examples, Hey Mom did you mutder my puppy today?)

by YOURS_TRULY<3 May 25, 2023

Munter

A dirty, ugly, horrid, putrid trollop of a “woman” who’s so unreasonably fucking rank to look at it makes you want to munt (vomit)

“Mate, Amanda is the biggest munter”

“Glad you broke up with the slag she was an absolute fucking munter, lad”

by Aj the spunker May 29, 2023

Matterboat

An individual like none other. Often found matterbating, Matterboats are proven to be incredibly bad-ass. They're literally Ironmen. This is in no way diminished by their propensity to giggle in corners while brushing their teeth.

Matterboats tend to have a way with the ladies, leading to a track record of finding and marrying the girls of their dreams and living long and happy lives.

Matterboats are highly regarded by their peers. Others enjoy Matterboats' matterbation and are generally highly impressed by Matterboats' tendencies for high levels of success in nearly every aspect of life. Former roommates, travel buddies, and laser tag teammates especially admire Matterboats and deeply value their friendship.

*knock*knock*

"Who is it...?"

"Matt... "

"Matter who...??"

"MATTERBOAT!!"

"MATTERBOAT!!! I've missed you, dude! Congratulations on insert huge achievement here!!"

by Alabamazon June 3, 2023

motterzeally

When you fuck up a word so badly even google cant fix it

My grandma searched "motterzeally sticks" and it came up with Looks like there aren’t any matches for your search

by Memesisdumb June 7, 2023

Mustera

A singular minga who can go out tearing up a paddock to round up livestock and bring them in.

“ We are going to need an extra mustera to help bring in these cattle”

by T-wizzle July 18, 2023

Mustermensch

A blend of Muslim and Untermensch. It means a muslim subhuman. It is a derogatory term for muslims used in reddit.

Mustermensch doing namaz, while listening to his ammi's moaning awaz.

by Hhuuuk August 18, 2023