maformance

1. A stupid fucking drunk person whos speech is severly slurred!

MAformance
maformance test
mutha fukin maformance test

by lesbiansexynessswhosuckspussy November 23, 2009

major load

the decription of a guy who shoot larger than average loads of cum

by the looks of amy's face she just met major load

by mister big jim May 1, 2010

Tina Majorino

The actress who portrays the computer whiz "Cindy Mackenzie" in the CW's detective show "Veronica Mars" Also was "Deb" in "Napoleon Dynamite" as well as the lead character "Alice In Wonderland" and currently starring on HBO's "Big Love" as "Heather Tuttle"

Me: "Hey I wonder what the cast of Veronica Mars is up to?"
YOU: "Oh, Jason Dohring was on 'Moonlight' as Josef, Kristen Bell is on 'Heroes' as Elle, and Tina Majorino is on 'Big Love' as Heather."

by Lisa Parnell February 8, 2009

Major, The

1)Being slightly over-weight and having a multitude of war stories to tell to anyone who will listen.

2)Any person obsessed with the army

3)A man who is a little bit gay

1)Look at that bastard, he's The Major.

2)Rich: Where's The Major?
Dan: He's gone on army camp with some boys.
Rich: Oh, it's like that, is it? Dirty, dirty army bastard!

3) Stop pinching my arse, you Major!!

by dan258 December 8, 2003

major chrome

Not a admin abuser, not even an admin, just a very cynical person.

MajorChrome: I hate everyone

by G2 January 8, 2004

Major Hal

Major Hal is an internet guru known for intelligence and humor; he's most famous for his parodys of the wigger community personified through his character L-Breezy. He also has a 14 inch penis

Dude, you totally Major Haled that test question, you're gonna get an A!

chic voiceWow, I knew you were packin, but who knew you had a Major Hal!chic voice

by Major Hal October 26, 2004

major evacuation

The push a loarge poopie from ones bumhole

Jesus I have some major evacuation to do !

by JT Rooster November 3, 2006