Demon Magnet

A purple penis in the shape of an eggplant.

How did they get together?

She's an actual demon and he has a demon magnet.

by percisi0n September 22, 2022

skeet magnet

A woman who most men only value for sex. Rarely or barely has any redeeming qualities. Often times she is one of the most well known hoes in your area.

You’re Birmingham’s skeet magnet. I’m not about to cuff you up.

by BigPapiOT October 14, 2022

chick magnet

someone who attracts lots of baddies, usually because of good looks

wow danny, you have so many women, you're an absolute chick magnet my guy

by benzo_ November 29, 2022

senior magnet

You attract a lot of senior people around you. Or being hit on by seniors, or have seniors around you asking sexual questions or saying weird shit.

A freshman girl talks about being a senior magnet.

Her: these seniors keep hitting on me.
Her friend: you’re a senior magnet then. That’s not good.

Her: what does that mean??
Her friend: you’re getting hit on by guys who are about to be adults. That’s like a case.

by emmie_889 January 1, 2023

Twat magnet

A place/company/activity that exclusively attracts irredeemable cunts

Josh: Did you hear Marvin is moving to Dubai?
Gavin: I always thought he would. It is a twat magnet after all.

Hugh: Gavin just graduated and got a job at goldman Sachs
Lisa: Typical! I always thought he was a total arsehole. No wonder he's ended up at that twat magnet.

by Twat_disliker April 12, 2023

Piss Magnet

The legendary piss magnet was discovered by Fin and Samuel, legend has it that if you piss in the right spot it opens a portal to the shadow realm and you'll never be seen again, the only known survivor is the legendary sorcerer Fetel.

Wow, there's the piss magnet one of the 8 wonders of the world.

by Christopher Columbus_1451 April 18, 2023

fagnet magnet

When your sex toy all go direct to the asshole like it’s magnetic!

Every sex toy seemed to find its way to my hole on it’s on like I had a fagnet magnet!

by Sretlawnats April 19, 2023