///M-Postor

An ///M-Postor is someone who puts an ///M emblem on their standard model BMW that is clearly NOT an ///M model BMW. Someone who engages in deception by trying to pass off their stardard BMW as a more expensive ///M model BMW. This behavior is highly offensive to true BMW enthusiasts and is cause for immediate banishment from any BMW forum or club.

That poser has an M5 emblem on his 525i...what an ///M-Postor.

by DRANGED550 February 20, 2010

I'm pulling the goose's neck

In term for guys "masturbating"

" i'm pulling the goose's neck since you don't satisfy me enough

by Masturwate December 18, 2017

I'm poppy

A scary ass YouTuber who has big conspiracy theories against her. Some believe she is kidnapped, others think she is with the Illuminati, etc.

Bob: HEY have you heard about that freaky girl poppy?

Jack: Hell yeah dude!! I think she's apart of the Illuminati!!

Bob: I'm Poppy

Jack: I'm Poppy, I'm Poppy.

by fatfart.com August 31, 2017

i'm pissed

What I am now and you probarbly are if you typed this

Wooooooooo man im stoned, oh hang on im just pissed

by Steveo March 19, 2005

i'm pressin charges

Is only used when an individual, using strong caution, decides to threaten another individual with a court case.

Jim: "imma slap a bitch"
Jane: "I'M PRESSIN CHARGES! I'M PRESSIN CHARGES!!"

by becca g. July 7, 2008

I'm proud of you

The one thing everyone wants their dad to tell them

"Jimmy, I'm proud of you"

by imissmydad August 11, 2021

I'm poking that

Expression is used when a person as an alternative to "I'm hitting that."

When you see a girl you're poking on facebook walk by, and you say to your friend "I'm poking that".

by PandaMama January 24, 2012