The ultimate Religion.
Women dominant men to the extreme.
System:
Lyndy=God
Lauren=Jesus (left hand woman)
Women
Rats
Bugs
8 inch and over
Black men
Boys
Men
Gays
Balls should be chopped off so women can get what they want without worrying about getting pregnant.
Women dominant men to the extreme.
System:
Lyndy=God
Lauren=Jesus (left hand woman)
Women
Rats
Bugs
8 inch and over
Black men
Boys
Men
Gays
Balls should be chopped off so women can get what they want without worrying about getting pregnant.
Lyndyism is the following.
V-day
girl gives razor to boy with large pubes.
boy asks "whats this for?"
girl replies "for ur forest dick wad"
Religion of Major Unknown Whippage.
V-day
girl gives razor to boy with large pubes.
boy asks "whats this for?"
girl replies "for ur forest dick wad"
Religion of Major Unknown Whippage.
by Lyndybindyboo January 11, 2009
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Lynn
by Ix-09 August 2, 2018
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A town in Norfolk, England, also known as Lynn, home to the fairstead estate.
Entering said estate after dark will ensure your early demise. King's Lynn's main inhabitants are inbred chavs, but despite this, there is also a large population of people who fit into the catagory of awesomesauce, e.g. Juggling Jim the street entertainer.
The Walks, the large park in the centre of Lynn, during the day is a nice place where families can go for walks, however, during the night it becomes home to the chav, leading to rape and murder.
Basically avoid lynn at night, but don't go to Wisbech instead.
Entering said estate after dark will ensure your early demise. King's Lynn's main inhabitants are inbred chavs, but despite this, there is also a large population of people who fit into the catagory of awesomesauce, e.g. Juggling Jim the street entertainer.
The Walks, the large park in the centre of Lynn, during the day is a nice place where families can go for walks, however, during the night it becomes home to the chav, leading to rape and murder.
Basically avoid lynn at night, but don't go to Wisbech instead.
Guy 1 : "Coming to King's Lynn on sunday?"
Guy 2 : "What time?"
Guy 1 : "8PM mate, we're going to the nightclubs"
Guy 2 : "No thanks, I value my life"
Guy 1 : "Coming to King's Lynn on sunday?"
Guy 2 : "What time?"
Guy 1 : "11AM, just going in to see some friends and then a film, we'll be home before dark"
Guy 2 : "Sure thing, I'm in!"
Guy 2 : "What time?"
Guy 1 : "8PM mate, we're going to the nightclubs"
Guy 2 : "No thanks, I value my life"
Guy 1 : "Coming to King's Lynn on sunday?"
Guy 2 : "What time?"
Guy 1 : "11AM, just going in to see some friends and then a film, we'll be home before dark"
Guy 2 : "Sure thing, I'm in!"
by Anonymous Child. January 21, 2011
Get the King's lynn mug.Nonsense word or phrase brought about by confusion in the brain. Meaning one word but saying another.
1. Saying "It's in the glove department" when you mean glove compartment.Lynchism
2. Writing Cemetery Road when you mean Seminary Road.Lynchism
3. Saying Jack when you really mean Smurf!Lynchism
2. Writing Cemetery Road when you mean Seminary Road.Lynchism
3. Saying Jack when you really mean Smurf!Lynchism
by Tippy the Teapot December 3, 2007
Get the Lynchism mug.Yellow on the outside and White on the inside. A very loving girl who is fun to talk to. At night! Has an enjoyable personality that will keep people entertain. And Then? She is beyond Beautiful being the main attraction ;) Cant keep her off the Wang Wang. "Grody" and "Rude" are her favorite words to say.
by WhiteChocolateReece's December 7, 2011
Get the Ashley-Lynn mug.Lynwood senior high is a complete shit hole, every person there is a selfish, mainstream, brainless plastic moron, who do not have any original thoughts in their body, and live according to what makes them seem to be hot or whatever. (Excluding about 3 people) All efforts should be made to avoid this school at all costs.
"This place is a crap hole"
"Can't be as bad as lynwood mate."
"Lynwood senior high school?"
"Yeah"
*dies*
"Can't be as bad as lynwood mate."
"Lynwood senior high school?"
"Yeah"
*dies*
by That epic type of guy August 25, 2009
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