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Minecraft

Minecraft: a retarded game for retarded 8 year olds
I played Minecraft today
by Mr.F*** December 10, 2017
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Minecraft

Someone who whats his life on video games and usually has no friends and rarely goes out of thy person room.
Person 1: I`m gonna get drunk and hook up with chicks, do you wanna come
Person 1: Fuck off i`m playing mine craft

Minecraft: someone who never likes going outside or interacting
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MineCraft

NIGGA THIS SHIT IS THE MOST MOFO BADASS GAME OF ALL TIME!! FUCK FORTNITE YOU STUPID BITCH!! GO MINECRAFT!!
Person 1: wanna play minecraft

Person 2: are you fucking retarded, of course I do you dumb whore!!
Person 1: (dies from getting stabbed with person 1’s diamond sword)
by Anonymous 8200 July 13, 2019
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Minecraft Dungeons

person1: bro have u watched pewds minecraft videos?
person2: yeah I can’t believe he already finished the first dungeon?
person1: WUT ARE U ON ABOUT MATE? MINECRAFT DUNGEONS!
by protopia May 31, 2020
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creator of minecraft

Its Hatsune Miku. Stop saying that its Philza you fucking dream stans. Its not fucking funny. Let us have this one joke.
Curious person: "Hey whos is the creator of minecraft again? I forgot"
Dream stan: "Oh its Phi-"
Literally anyone with a brain: "Shut the fuck up, nobody likes your bitch ass minecraft YouTubers. You guys are fucking pathetic and don't deserve access to the internet. Imagine making a fake sexuality and a fake gender that mock LGBTQ+ people based off some green screen bitch even tho that same bastard and his stupid friends are queer themselves. The people you look up to have zero talent, all they do is scream into their microphones every 5 seconds, and you sick fucks find that entertaining. "Oh but i enjoy the storyline!" no you don't, its trash. Go read a fucking book. Even an Ikea instruction paper is more interesing to look at. And i know damn well that you're faking at least 3 disorders. Which ones, hm? Autism, PTSD, BPD, ADHD, ADD, probably all of them and more. You're a dissapointment to humanity. You guys are just as bad as Jelly Bean. Be thankful i don't want to waste more of my lifetime roasting you, i have better things to do"
Cursious person: ".....so who is it?"
Literally anyone with a brain: "Its Hatsune Miku. Not Philza. Look it up"
by imfuckingtired August 17, 2022
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Minecraft

A video game by notch with creepers,spiders,zombies,skeletons,endermen
Heck I saw a enderman in a cave also you can craft tons of things and mine for diamonds Stampylongnose makes minecraft videos and has alot of subscribers
There is the nether with pigmen,blazes,magma cubes and ghasts

And the end with the ENDER dragon also there is herobrine only in Xbox and ps3
Notch: I finally made minecraft!!!!!
Herobrine: it dosent make since you put pigmen in minecraft pocket edition BUT NO NETHER
notch: u r not in it either
by Object show July 16, 2014
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Minecraft mind virus

An infectious addiction that spreads through the Internet. No known escape except to not start.
Boy 1: you should play minecraft with me and dani! It's awesome.

Boy 2: nah you've caught the minecraft mind virus.
by It's just that kid you allkno. January 22, 2012
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